-> "Happy Halloween (Go Have Fun Screams)"
Original Song Title:
"Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)"
Parody Song Title:
"Happy Halloween (Go Have Fun Screams)"
Babies, kids, moms and dads on October 31st
Have... Fun screams...
Monsters won't slaughter you... You won't get chopped up by butchers...
Fun screams... are a... hit...
The proper etiquette is to scream while watching mad scientists
Like Herbert West or Frankenstein who are famous
And excitable with their science slandering experiments
You will stay up all night, Wowed...
Zombies will glower, They're gloomy, That's the truth
While chomping minds...
They'll crawl up from the land and scour for cuties who are doomed
Their brains are wasted
Disgusting, You're filled with fear while watching videos on your shelf
You're appalled by this tape, How each corpse chows
How much hostility are in those dudes and how blasphemous it really looks
Watch as blood... goes splat... As an attraction
Don't hurry choosing your costume...
Or worry, You know that hurrying is inexpensive by cutting a few holes into linens and looking super dumb.
Your friends will chuckle at your strife...
While dressed up like kings and have you stumble around blind
Some car will blindside you at 9 PM on that fun-filled late night
Watch one film every day that scares you
C'mon jackass, Don't give out candy hearts... Valentine's Day is deep in the past, You dork!
Don't trash those plants with your T.P
Don't be a dickhead... You're outta your mind
This waste is wrong... And it offends... When all these trees are pelt
Chomp down on candy bars you recieve... Watch out for razors.
If you obtain a chocolate Twix, Gimme now!
Clean your Christmas sweaters, The next day you'll make a statement
Dodge Jason Voorhees when that psycho is in view with his knife
The most sickening madman who's prone to break bones
That bloody dude has just hunted down teens, taking lives.
Some the most threatening monsters nowadays aren't that gross
Munch lots of Count Chocula
Be kind to your niece and take that brat along
Maybe you're hairy... Maybe you aren't...
Maybe you're a Wolfman... Maybe you aren't...
Maybe some brute force you're forming
Maybe you will prance on chunky victims
You thought it was a myth but it's actuality
Watch out for the moon... It will agitate your health too much
And mutate your scalp features
Your voice has some gruff pants... But you will enhance your senses
Destroy that mummy... Dude has yucky tissues wrapped
Don't be afraid of it, He's just a cursed weirdo from Egypt
He is the lamest immigrant who'll ever groan
Even though the Monster Mash is stupid, Dance to "Thriller" too
Drink this concoction... Even though it might look like phlegm
Do not watch Freddy Kreuger scenes they will only make you feel jumpy
Get to know your dentist... You'll need his help when your teeth turn to soot
Don't slice off your pinkies... Pumpkins will sure stink when you slash off your fingers
and no glob of super glue makes that smoother
Understand that friends wreck your home with each party you throw so it's a dump
Watch stars who have classic filmography, Cinephiles
Boris Karloff is the best, Bela Lugosi's lethal, He spooked as Dracula
Check out cemeteries once but leave before they make you scarred
Check insane asylums once but leave before they make you nuts
Inspect the skies for alien-fabled goofs...
UFOs fly, Nutty martians are invaders, You too will get probed... Up the poop-shoot...
They'll colonize the place that you're from
Though it's quite treasonable... those martians are global... and earthlings are forced in slave-labor
Test fortune tellers
Don't reject pumpkin spice beer and lattes, Dude
Maybe you'll leave the kids stunned, Maybe you have a haunted house
But your actors groan when they get whacked in the mouth
Don't go too nuts with your scares, Go make your face look warty but you don't need to train flies
Be careful whose address you find... Could... Be mutants then you'll be frightened
That place is a cause of deep trauma... Visiting it might be a blast or Chernobyl
Won't hear you scoff... When you're split from your body parts,
Stick to lightened homes and don't be a jerk
And trust me with the fun screams
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