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Song Parodies -> "Gross Fast Food"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Gross Fast Food"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Jon should like this...
Gross fast food,
Hard to eat,
Black Ninja Burger NOT a treat!
Bad black buns,
Lettuce, mayo, patty, hashbrown too
And a big chunk of Canadian bacon to boot!!!

(I think I'm gonna puke)

Gross fast food,
Like Hula Burger, gross to eat
Taco Bell stuff,
Bell Beefers Taco burgers- moo!
Pizza Cakes, Frings, and Pumpkin Burgers- Boo!!!

Gross fast food,
Omelet Burger from BK,
KFC Bunless sandwich went away
McPizza grunge,
McAfrika offensive, Norse location got sued
IN-N-OUT had slinky burger on its secret menu!!!
Hula Burger was a Pineapple burger for Catholics that didn't eat meat on Fridays. Boston Pizza cake had six stacked pizzas in hollowed out cake. Frings were Jack in the box combo Fries & Onion Rings! BK had the Pumpkin Burger. McAfrica Burger made with so-called African softbread. The slinky burger was a crown, 16 cheeseburger patties, and a heel on its side with special sauce, onions, and pickles!

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Foodie - September 02, 2016 - Report this comment
That's a whole lotta nasty grub!
Jonathan - September 02, 2016 - Report this comment
Rob what do you think of Papa John's & Pizza Hut? personally I'm not a fan of either one anyway but now I actively avoid them for their use of two (in my opinion) very annoying people in their commercials (Papa John's had Peyton Manning and Pizza Hut had Blake Shelton!) 455
Rob Arndt - September 02, 2016 - Report this comment
I don't eat pizza very much, but there's a Pizza Hut nearby, so ordering is convenient. For artisan type pizza I'll go out to eat...
Rob Arndt - September 03, 2016 - Report this comment
Some secret menu IN-N-OUT items: Veggie Burger – This is the sandwich for vegetarians and vegans; only bun plus vegetables. Grilled Cheese ($2.35) – Bread, a couple of slices of American cheese (melted), spread, tomato, and hand-leafed lettuce. Double Meat ($3.40) – Bun, two beef patties, tomato, spread, hand-leafed lettuce, with or without onions. 3 x 3 – Bun, three patties, tomato, spread, lettuce, three slices of American cheese, with or without onions. 4 x 4 – Bun, four beef patties, tomato, spread, hand-leafed lettuce, four slices of American cheese, onions optional. Protein Style ($2.05) – Your burger of choice, wrapped in hand-leafed lettuce; no bun. Animal Style – Your favorite burger with a mustard cooked beef patty, tomato, lettuce, with additional pickle and spread.

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