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Song Parodies -> "New Suzi-Qs"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"New Suzi-Qs"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Lots of brought back Hostess products have been altered/ruined...
New Suzi-Qs,
Like Twinkies,
They're no longer fun to eat
Chocolate grunge,
All taste has been removed,
In what crackhead kitchen were these produced?

New Suzi-Qs,
Smaller they be,
Light cake with a bad light cream
Why the rush,
To get these things approved?
Hostess new treats are really bad news!
I suggest buying a Safeway devil dog cake 8" with ganache chocolate topping. $8.99

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Jonathan - August 24, 2016 - Report this comment
might I recommend Mrs. Freshley's? they have a few good products in particular their "Chocolate Bells" 5's
Rob Arndt - August 24, 2016 - Report this comment
Thanks Jon! And while I'm griping, bring back the damn Marathon Bar, Mars!!! The _original_ one!!!

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