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Song Parodies -> "Real Warp Cool"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Real Warp Cool"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

NASA's conceptual IXS Enterprise with a proposed real warp drive has drawn a lot of attention since 2013. The idea is use of Alcubierre space expansion -contraction FTL which relies on unproven exotic matter to generate warp velocities. Exo-matter is negative matter. The ship core is buried in-between two warp rings. The forward ring contracts space while the rear expands space! And the NASA-Star Trek Chevron Logo is there too in modified form!
Real warp cool,
Phoenix- free,
No converted missile to achieve warp speed
Alcubierre nudge,
Negative energy,
Will help IXS Enterprise to FTL speeds!

Real warp cool,
At least in theory,
Proof of concept is what we need
NASA will judge,
If the theories are true,
Trekkers don't want to look like fools!!!
Interesting to note that the shuttle STS OV-01 Enterprise was originally to be called Constitution, but was changed by Trekkers and President Gerald Ford. The carrier's CV-6 and 65 as well as the old captured British ship were Enterprises. If IXS Enterprise is built it will skip the Declaration-class XCV-330 Enterprise that preceded NX-01!!!

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

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Rob Arndt - May 31, 2016 - Report this comment
Proposed IXS Enterprise:
Jonathan - May 31, 2016 - Report this comment
^ Kewl! 5's

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