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Song Parodies -> "I'm Ted Cruz"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Ted Cruz"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I'm Ted Cruz,
I deceive,
Leading liar of the GOP,
Act like a thug,
"Evangelical" abused
Donald Trump claims he will sue!!!

Oh Canada! Bad news!

I'm Ted Cruz,
An enemy,
Want one or two, but come in three,
Stick Rubio's mug,
On video... some editing to do
When busted, claim I have no clue!

"It was staff, it was staff!!!" I tell you

I lie, I'm Ted Cruz...

(Forget the boos) Vote Cruz!!!
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Jonathan - February 24, 2016 - Report this comment
ya know you look at a guy like Ted Cruz and you realize that maybe Ed was right... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R78l6ZOPy9o 5's
Rob Arndt - February 24, 2016 - Report this comment
I hope Trump beats him in his home state of Texas!
Jonathan - February 24, 2016 - Report this comment
^ me too!

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