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Song Parodies -> "In with New"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"In with New"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Germany is replacing all 7.62x51mm MG-3s with the newer HK-121 (MG-5) and all vehicle mounted MG-3s and US M2s with the Rheinmetall .50 cal RMG-50. Sad to see the baddest single-barrel machine gun in history from 1942-2015 go...
In with new,
Out: old MG,
MG-5 replacing the MG-3
I hold a grudge,
HK tech is cool,
But the MG-3 ruled since World War II

In with new,
.50 RMG,
Replacing mounted MG-3s
Hyper-round nudge,
Electric-driven too
Dual linkless feed for armored crews

"Hitler's Buzzsaw" we'll never forget you...
Although being replaced in Germany, the MG-3 will be retained by Armies around the world. At 1300-1500 rpm, it is the greatest single-barrel MG in history, feared by everyone who faced it. Only the aircraft MG-81 was faster at 1600 rpm. Stukas used them in gunpods in triplicate to fire 4800 rpm down 30o for strafing and the SaMaKa or Fire Dragon used 8 synchronized to fire 12800 rpm against aircraft as flak! No aircraft ever took one out. Tempests tried to fire rockets against it but could never get close! Me-262 jets were protected by it as well as the Fw-190D Doras as escorts.

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Rob Arndt - April 22, 2016 - Report this comment
HK-121 or MG-5:
Jonathan - April 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Barney The Dinosaur singing about weapons? what is this world coming to? 455
Rob Arndt - April 22, 2016 - Report this comment
You make a good point Jon. Barney and the Gang were singing the basics back in the 1990s. Shouldn't kids shows be more realistic in the 2010s with the reality of pedophiles, ISIS, poisoned drinking water, etc...??? You gave me an idea Jon ;-)

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