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Song Parodies -> "Messy Foods"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Messy Foods"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Messy foods,
Sauce and noodles all over me,
Quick sandwich lunch,
Mayo, mustard dripping ooze,
Just another load of laundry to do!

Messy foods,
Hot chili,
Stovetop looks like a sh-tting spree
KFC crunch,
All that grease not " finger licking good,"
Stains on shirts, pants, and even shoes!

A towelette won't do!

Buffalo wings and ribs in BBQ,
Pork chops and steaks, ALL finger foods!
F-ck the bibs, I need a plastic suit!
Or a salad with a health food juice!

My GF insists, but I refuse...

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 18

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Jonathan - October 06, 2017 - Report this comment
it's a messy food, but somebody's gotta eat it! ...woah, when did I become Italian? 455

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