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Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Sodas of the past...
Coke Black Cherry,
Surge, 7-Up Gold, and "Ghostbusters" Hi-C
CC Blak coffee nudge,
Pitch Black (Grape) Mountain Dew*,
Lifesavers sodas were also cool!

New York Seltzer drinks,
Made in California, so that stinks!
Super Mario Brothers fun,
Although the taste was nothing new,
Crystal Pepsi had a clear view!!!

What happened to Jolt Cola?
T'was a wicked brew!
* still available at Maverick gas stations and Grocery Outlet locations on occasion

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 16

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David - August 18, 2017 - Report this comment
Was surprised not to find Slice among the soft drinks. I used to love Apple flavor!
Jonathan - August 18, 2017 - Report this comment
lifesavers soda? where the huck was I?! 455
Top 10 Bad Beverage Ideas - August 19, 2017 - Report this comment
Dropping Wintergreen Life Savers into soda is an explosive combination (literally — try it.) But Life Savers–flavored soda wasn't such a dynamite mix. The drink, developed in the 1980s, actually fared well in taste tests. But it tanked once in stores. Explained one brand critic, quoted in the 2005 book Brand Failures: "The Life Savers name gave consumers the impression they would be drinking liquid candy." Actually, that doesn't sound so bad

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