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Song Parodies -> "Grossest Foods"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Grossest Foods"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Yuck!!!
Grossest foods,
Something sweet,
Shirako fish sperm sacs the Japanese eat!
Smoked lard- yum!
Ukrainians love it between rye bread smooth,
In Mexico, ant larvae Escamoles in tacos are used!!!

Grossest foods,
Deep-fried, tasty,
Tarantula is good (when hiding from the Khmer Rouge) weak & starving!
Fit for tongues?
In Korea Boshintang is a favored food,
Onions, spices, dandelion, and dog meat to boot!

In Mongolia, they have Airag fermented horse milk that will make you puke!
China... Pidan... rotten eggs* good luck, bless you!
* Pidan or Century Eggs are laid in clay and Ash for months, then dug out. The yolks are dark green and smell like sulfur. If you eat it, it will bring you good luck... supposedly.

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Jonathan - April 04, 2017 - Report this comment
fortunately, I've never even heard of these before, much less tried them! I know I'm probably in the minority here, but I don't particularly care for mayonnaise! 455
Rob Arndt - April 04, 2017 - Report this comment
It's ok Jon, the whole white people and mayo thing started in the South because mayonnaise spoils in hot weather, yet white people still consumed it in large quantities which supposedly made black people sick. The fact that you live in the South and are white is a bit of a head scratcher, but from your words bloke and mate and when you said you might move to England... are you part British? If so, this is also strange because Brits love mayonnaise too! Some even put it on fries like the Canadians!!! Black people call mayonnaise the " Devil's condiment!" Go figure. Of course, THEY stole hot sauce from the Mexicans ;-)
Food Fighter - April 04, 2017 - Report this comment
people south of the Ohio River eat "prairie (or mountain) oysters Those are PIG TESTISCLES and they're either fried, pickled o just sliced raw and eaten. In German-speaking communities oschenzunge (ox tongue - roasted) in served as a delicacy in fine restaurants. Lithuanians eat calf lungs, escargot (snails) is a French fave, and yes Canadians eat fries with gravy (it's good, believe me and I'm American).Out on the west coast particularly California, shark meat is popular. Bison burgers are good too. Still, you won't get me to eat a sex organ "oyster"!
Rob Arndt - April 04, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks FF. I've covered a wide range of weird foods including the testicles and worse things in my food parodies! In my life, I've had snake, shark, bison, ostrich, emu, fried tarantula, fried crickets, horse meat, and other weird things from various nations. I like weird drinks too like Chinese bird nest & saliva drinks!
Rob Arndt - April 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Btw, you can buy Chinese Golden Nest drinks at most Costco stores in multipacks. It's expensive, but good for the digestive tract. Tastes like cereal from the bottom of the bowl with water. The birds nest material is pulverized and mixed with the bird saliva. It's nothing scary. Chia drinks seem weirder when you first taste them :))
Jonathan - April 05, 2017 - Report this comment
nah, I'm not part british, I just like british slang (bloke and the like.) although, I do have a tiny bit of irish blood in me, from my mother's side of the family. particularly, my grandfather (her father) was part irish. (just makes the "no drinking" thing all the weirder now, huh?) :)
Rob Arndt - April 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Jon, it would be nice to visit you and your brother if I pass through the south; however, I would have to insist that you try a chicken spread sandwich on white bread with mayo drinking a Diet Coke to wash it down while watching a movie you've never seen. But... in October we're off to Walmart for Southern Comfort eggnog and pass the Mrs. Freshley's cookies please :))

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