Song Parodies -> Barney's Dead
| Original Song Title: | "I Love You" |
| Original Performer: | Barney |
| Parody Song Title: | "Barney's Dead" |
| Parody Written by: | Misty |
We hate Barney!!!!
I hate you, you hate me
Let's get together and kill Barney
With tanks of water and acid he will drown
Barney escapes but he falls down
I hate you, you hate me
Let's get together and kill Barney
With a great big knife on his head
Barney's bloody cuz he's already dead
I hate you, you hate me
Let's get together and kill Barney
With his big dog leash around hit neck
He'll sure make you say 'what the heck'
I hate you, you hate me
Let's get together and kill Barney
When he's skiing lets make an avalanche
And then he'll get hit by a big tree branch
Let's get together and kill Barney
With tanks of water and acid he will drown
Barney escapes but he falls down
I hate you, you hate me
Let's get together and kill Barney
With a great big knife on his head
Barney's bloody cuz he's already dead
I hate you, you hate me
Let's get together and kill Barney
With his big dog leash around hit neck
He'll sure make you say 'what the heck'
I hate you, you hate me
Let's get together and kill Barney
When he's skiing lets make an avalanche
And then he'll get hit by a big tree branch
Hope you've enjoyed this parody!
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Where is Barney, What Barney oh you mean the purple dinosaur on TV. Well Barney I don't care
Jeez, Misty!! I mean, I'm pretty sure that most of us hate Barney, but you don't have to be so violent!
I have to babysit my 4-year-old sister and we have to watch the stupid purple dinosaur on TV. It can't get anymore annoying.
i like violence but only when it comes to barney i hate barney he must die cuz he is a homo and misty i really like that song of i hate you you hate me song its soo funny!!
I think this song rocks! It is super funny! I think Barney is gay!
Barney is a walking version of a Holden Commodore or Ford Falcon also known as a Dinosaur.
I think your sick in the head and your really immature, because alot of kids really enjoy his teaching on t.v.
that i really do hate barney he can kiss my privite can i say somthing it is I HATE BARNEY!!!!!
me and my friend hate barney
~~~~~~~~~*************I hAtE BaRnEy~~~~~~~~~********************
Ya w/e Barney's hott yo
i hate you you hate lets get together and kill barney lets shoot him in the head let's get a haha barney's dead
who likes this one i hate you you hate me let's gabg up and kill barney with two .44's shooting at the door there's no more purple dinosaur
Now that's not nice. What's Barney ever done to you?
Lets kill barney =D
I LOVED BARNEY BUT NOW I THINK HE'S GAY.SURELY WE CAN ALL COUNT TO TEN BY NOW,WE'RE NOT STUPID.WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE,A FIVE YEAR OLD?.YOU'RE MEAN AND IMATURE,HA HA. IT'S FUNNNY THOUGH!.
I hate Barney! He's a fat hag! I made a show up about killing him called "Plans to Killing Barney", which I dedicated to a guy named Charles A. Nichols (look it up at www.imdb.com), who animated the coachman in "Pinocchio" & assisted 4 of the directing animators in "Alice in Wonderland", 1 of which is Les Clark (II) who animated the bird in tree. Also assisted, Eric Larson (I) on the caterpillar, Frank Thomas (I), on the queen of hearts & Ward Kimball, on the chesire cat.
He also directed all them Pluto cartoons
i hat you youy hate me letes go start ww3 with a grat big boom and barney's on the floor no more perpel dinosor
Hello? Do you not see my comment? Jone Hetel?
Well, I'm preached.
i hate barney and i think that he bums kids
You said it.
I hate shows like tellitubies and dora but when it comes to barney he must 4 resons 1:Hes dumb 2:Hes stupid 3:Hes retarded 4:Hes freaken GAY!
Yeah, check out my comment from May 15, 2006
ABCDEFG We will kill Barney!
i hate you u hate me lets get to gether and kill barney with a great big gun and a 2 by 4 no more purple dino-suar! i hate u u hate me lets get to getther and kill barney with a knife through his back and an aarow through his head he will cry and wet the bed.
i hate u u hate me let get together and kill barney tie him to a tree and hit him with bell together we'll watch him go to hell
Hey, everybody! Check out my comment from 5/15/06.
this is rubbish, u think this is violent!!!!? omg u r just sooooooooo LOSER!
i hate you .you hate me lets get together and kill barney.one punch,two punch barney on the floor.no more gayass dinosaur.
i luv u u luv me lets all kill barney with a big BANG BANG and a splatter on the floor no more purple dinosaur!
I hate u u hate me weer a terrible family with a great big punch and a kick from me 2 u i hate u u hate me 2.
i think barney is cute, he helps kids to learn, i love barney YOU ARE SO RUDE
you think that this is rude he is brainwashing inocent children.
He may help kids to learn, but he can be downright annoying at times. That's all I have to say.
To add to the barney Parody: I hate you, you hate me, Lets gang up and kill Barney. With a 2-by-4, Barney is on the floor, No more purple dinosuar!!!
I'm sure there are other variations of this parody online.
i hate u u hate me barney tried to give me H.I.V i gave him a hug but he wanted some more I aLmost got raped by a purpLe dinosaur
i hate u, u hate me lets gather around and jump Barney, he's a fatass purple dinosaur so thats y people's call him a hore, he's a pain in the back so he smoke a big ass sack of crack!
Barney is the most stupid,idiotic character a guy could come up with. Good for you for making fun of him
I am the one who originated all this hatred of barney, if only I would have had a computer and an internet connection I could have contributed more, but since I cant I will say two things. I love this site for hating barney, you make me proud. And two is.... I hate barney he must die! JIHAD on barney! Kill him and his merry band of faggots where ever you find them! Danm P.B.S. for broadcasting this antichrist type of shit to our nations children. I declare war on that brain washing, gay singing, purple hided dinosaur asshole!! If I ever found him I'd stick 4x4's up his ass,[hmm on second thought, he'd like that too much] no I'd shoot him with my double barrel shot gun !
I hate u u hate me lets gain up and kill barney with a 4 by 4 and shot him in the head arnt you glad that barneys dead!
i love the song''i hate you you hate me.''
i hate him he loves me his brain washing tecniques dont work on me with a big stick and him tied to a tree the harder you hit the more candy comes out
i love u u love me barney wanted hiv well it started with a hug and barney wanted more i got raped by a purple dinosore....
Not a fan of Barney. . .but the comments here are scary. . .do you guys really hate him enough to be that violent??? Woah. . .That's scary. . .and sicne when can a genderless character be gay. I never understood that about Tellitubies either. . .everyone says the purple one is gay, people said that of the CareBears too . . .but none of them have any gentalia or for that matter anything down there. . .so how can they be "gay" . . .why is it that when people dislike something. . .it's "Gay". . .Gay is happy. . .so you dislike happy. . .or you dislike homosexuals. . .and if you dislike homosexuals. . .what century were you born in?
I hate you, You hate me let's gather and kill barney with a 2 by 4 shuf him out the door NO MORE PURPLE DINASOUR!!!
Ever since i was 6 I hated barney. he's Gay and stupid. man I just wiah he would really die of a thousand deaths. Why in the world did they ever start that show.
ABdsdbfbvioslgb'hnsb me barney fan!
that is so evil!!!! im 17 and still <3 barney all of you are frigging gay because if i tell you the name of at least 3 songs on his show you'll probably know the lyrics to it why?????? because you use to frigging adore the crap out of this mother frgging diosaur...... and all of you are losers because alot of yall cant even spell dinosaur
I hate Barney very much. In fact, I think we need more killing Barney songs. Not only are they true, but their funny!!! Well, anyway I have one contribution to the site! Heres my kill Barney song. I hate you you hate me, Lets get together and kill Barney, with a two by four, knock him on the floor, NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was a very popular hate Barney song in my elementary years.
I LOVE that song i hate u u hate me is flippin hilarious!
Here is another song: On top of a small hill, All covered with mud, I shot Barney's head off, And blew out his blood. I shot him with pleasure, I shot him with pride, I shot Barney's head off, I watched him die. I went to his funeral, To see Barney dead, Most people threw flowers, But i threw his head. I saw his minions, Crying at Barney's grave, I took a cheese ray, And shot all his slaves. I also liked the songs u put on the site!
i have a song mama mama cant you see,what this baby done 2 me,took away my MTV now im stuck with dumb barney,tic tac toe 3 in a row barney got shot by a gigoe mommy called the docter and the docter said opps barneys dead shot in the head with and axe in his leg now hes all red locked in the shed peeing in his bed his bunnies name is ted
well then that's...unique I guess...but barney's cool... so why do y'all gotta be hatin? I mean c'mon!! how can that much hatred be in a child's TV show??? yeah this is definitly what I wanna teach to my children when I get older, Hey kids lets sing along to this beautiful song! I hate you! You hate me! Let's get together and kill Barney! With a Big KaBoom And a stab in the head, Now we're happy cuz barney's dead! YYYAAAYYY!.... no
I HATE BARNEY....BUT I LOVE THIS SONG
Yeah, go get Zidane back and let him headbutt Barney, or maybe some sniper guy...
i hate you you hate me lets get together and kill barney with an m64 shut him out the door thats how you kill a purple dinosaur
Wonderful Barney hating! Can't get any better! 555! Let me tell you this. Barney once told children "Strangers are friends you haven't met yet." What were the idiots who make this crap thinking. I hate you, you hate me, let's tie Barney to a tree, grab a shotgun and shoot Barney in the head, bang-bang now Barney is dead.
I hate you you hate me.We are all one sick Family,Yes Barney is a Child Molester we all know.Stay away from Barney if you truely hate him So.
I hate Barnie You hate him too,Barnies been seen in World war 2,where the Nazi's captured him and taken him to Hitler's Bunker,Hitler Shot Barnie because he raped Eva Braun!
Man, I hate Barney! A big lumbering gay-lesbi-homo that walks around humping everything that exists. Why, I just wanna kick his big purple @$$! I mean, whats educational about watching a big purple dinosaur hugging kids when he should be picking their bones out of his teeth. Oh, and you know he has those two semi-homo sidekicks, well, he should be ripping the intestines out of them now! I say ban barney forever and replace it with something educational like Ocean Oddesey, or maybe something like Kill Barney! Oh, by the way, I am a 10 year old boy living in Manchester!
On top of a small hill, All covered with mud, I shot Barney's head off, And blew out his blood. I shot him with pleasure, I shot him with pride, I shot Barney's head off, I watched as he died. I went to his funeral, To see Barney dead, He was much less ugly, Without any head. I saw a Sponge-Minion, Crying by Barney's grave, I took a machine gun, And shot Barney's slave.
i hate you you hate me we chase barney up a tree we stick an arow through his head oh my GOD i think hes dead
This is a horrible violent song, Barney is for little kids...
Barney's Dead! Barney's Dead!
We blew off his purple head
With a .38 magnum full of pop
Now we're after Baby Bop!
i hate you you hate me lets all go and kill barney with a length of rope and a bullet thorugh the head sorry children barneys dead
omg you guys are stupid jeez its just a show for kids if yous dont like the show that much then why are yous on the website making up songs about him thats really sadd ... yous all need a life and while your at it grow some brains
barney is the stupidist dinosour anyone has ever seen'.every one thinks hes a dumbass
i cant beleve that that messd up dinosuar said strangers are freinds i mean thats just wrong im not agring with what every budy else's saying but the stranger thing got my atention
barney is so gay,4 year old kids think hes so cool they must be stupid;
i hate you you hate me lets chase barney up a tree hit him in the head with a 2 by 4 no more purple dinosour
Hey, everybody! Check out my comment from 5/15/06.
Hi does anyone know where I can find this It goes like this. They start off with the normal Barney Theme Song.
\\' I love you, you love me, we\\'re one happy family. \\' All of a sudden you hear gun shots, then after the gun shots you hear someone yell \\'shut the f*ck up\\'
that was sooooooo funny . BARNY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love Barney,Ihave SEX with him every night
Barney hurt me whay a ruler
so I hit him in the eye with a dot of apple pie
And I havent seen the old bat sinse
I think Barney should be locked up some where .I think he is GAY he is brain washing
children.I would like to KILL him what about
you?
barney sucks
I WANT TO KILL BARNEY. I WANT TO BURN BARNEY I WANT TO RIP HIZ SKULL OUT AND USE IT TO EAT MY CEREAL!! I HATE U U HATE ME LETS GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY WITH A KNIFE IN HIZ CHEST AND A GUN ON HIZ HEAD PULL THE TRIGGER BARNEY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!! YAY HEZ GONE 4 GOOD!!!!!!
i hate you,you hate me, lets get a ak47 and shoot barny with a great big blast BOOM BOOM BOOM!now barnys brains is out!
No offence or anything but Barney is sooooo not cool. I mean he as no style at all, and who wants to watch a UN style purple dinosaur, dancing like a mental thing? I mean Duh!. lol
you guys SO DUMB retared if u like barney harress those kids after the show like watch u one day in the bed with barney
i hate you, you hate me , i pushed barney up a tree, with a 1shot, 2 shot, 3 shot 4,........ no more purple donisore.
i hate barney
i hate you, you hate me, cuz we like to F barney with a dagger and a bag of *hit now barney sould really quit MUHAHAHA IM DRUNK AND I HATE BARNEY WOOHOO!!! :D
Sorry but these aren't funny
I love this!!!! 5-5-5
i hate you hate me i pushed barney out of a tree he hit the ground he has a big lump now i am in jail because of a thump. I hate barney
i hate you you hate me lets go out and kill barney with a chain saw and a 2 by 4 no more purple dinusor hallilooya barneys deid we bar b qed his head what hapened to his body we flushed it down the potty rowned &rowened it swirls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
barney is gay gay gay
~~~~~I HATE BARNEY TOO SO :
I hate u , u hate me, we're a stupid family , with a great big punch and a kick from me to u , wont u say u hate me too
Remember when we all liked and love Barney.What happen to that i mean now were all vilote to barney.Don't get me wrong but when i heard the song i hate you you hate me an joy to the world barney is dead i laghed so much.
Barney if your reading this you will die soon.So if I were you iI would lookthe door cause were comeing for you.oh and that last barney showi saw you really need to shut the f*** up and youyr a b****.
They made a funny song about Barney back in the early 90s. It was called, "Oh, He's So Barney." It went to the tune of 2 Live Crew's "Oh, Me So Horny." That song cracked me up! The only thing I can remember from the song was..."Oh, he's so Barney...Oh, oh, he's so Barney...He has a big purple head..." I wish I could remember the rest. It was really hysterical!
What about this I hate you you hate me let's get together and kill barney with a 44 shot gun shoot him in the head sorry kids but barney's dead!! I love barne yhe is a mad ass no matter wat.
Joy to the world!Barney's dead,we barbequed his head!What happened to the body?We flushed it down the poddy!Round,and round it goes.............
Sorry I forgot to add the rest.Round,and round it goes!
YOTHATSSOCOOLITTIGHT!!!!!!!!
Omg this is well harsh
haha but kinda funni anyway x
Dude dats tight heres a song for ya I hate you you hate me lets gang up on Barney with a baseball bat and a 2 by 4 Barney laid out on the floor.Thank God!
DUDE THAT IS DRY AND IT DOESNT RHYME IN THE BARNEY SONG MUCH DRY DRY DRY DRY DRY
i hate you you hate me let's team up and kill Barney. With the FBI and a Civil War No More Purple Dinosaur! ()_() ( ' . ' ) (") (") Copy and Paste this bunny to help him Kill Barney!!!!
Yo! Barney sucks bad he should go to hell and burn up Satans' butt! Here's a new line for you to use:
"I hate you,
you hate me,
lets team up and kill Barney, with a big shotgun, shoot 'em in the head,
push him off a cliff,
now he's dead!"
Muhahahaha may the death be with barney and barney only!!!!
Word...
Urm ok i looked up this song 'cos I thought it was funny when i first heard it. I laughed at the variations to begin with but this has just turned into insane ranting... you do realise this is a fictional character... for e.g. "barney if you're reading this"...of course he's not... and "Copy and paste this bunny to help him kill Barney"...?? He's not real! I think you all need to calm down.
Considering what torture and raw Hell we've given to Barney the Purple Dinosaur, shouldn't he be dead yet? If not, lets end im soon before he slowly rules the world, along with Oprah Winfrey and Barrack "Obuma" (Boo!) and all that. Also, there's a new sherriff in town, it's Hip Hop Harry (the New Barney/replacement). Watch out Barney...you douche....
Oh yeah, for your information, the Barney Parody song up above is somewhat good, and I like the lyrics, though they are a little off beat and could be better, but otherwise, great job Misty!
Overall, I give the song a 7.5 out of 10:
I hate stupid barny I think he should be dead
right now he even went to jail well hell he should be dead!
Barney SUCKS! He harasses little kids! He should be banned from the television network.
Okay, what the hell? I keep on posting comments on this (extremely awesome) forum, and SOMEONE keeps on deleting it...Is it the proogrammers whom made this website that's doing it, or is it someboday else that just doesn't like the comments that I posted? I am sorry (maybe) if I had offended anyone on a BARNEY HATER website...I'll be sure NOT to type anything that might offend anybody, like the other comments posted before me. If you guys just hate me, I don't really care...oh yeah, since this is a Barney Hating website, I misewell say something about Barney...he sucks. There, I said it. So what? Oh well, and also, the comment that I posted (in which is now gone) was the LONGEST comment ever (which would've been good, or so I thought), but supposably the "programmers" who made this website supposably doesnt care for GOOD PUBLICITY. I'll be sure to remember that. Lastly, Peace Dogs, I'm giving up on this website; I'm looking for a real chatting/ I.M.ing website. I hand this name (Barney's Assassinator) to Misty, the Queen whom made the parody we're loving and hating on. Farewell guys...like y'all care...
-The Final Message
Sorry, but the reason your comments may keep getting removed is because they are too inappropraite for this site. We don't tolerate abrasive/nasty/condescending commentary on here, especially inane chatter like what is going on in this parody comment thread. I understand that there is a lot of anti-Barny humour in the world, mostly due to the fact that people find him annoying, but to advocate domestic violence is NOT an encouraging thing. And furthermore, parody comment threads are intended for feedback on the parody, NOT to have a discussion like you would on a messagboard. So if you don't have anything kind to say, then please go somewhere else. Thank you.
Okay, sorry about what happened about the last message I had posted; someone (I have no idea whom) had used my "name", so please forgive me of that comment. All I can say about what the last comment had said was that it was outragious, crude, and inapaproppriate, and I accept the shame :P. Thank you, Mr. Website Editor for what had happened on this thread and I'll be enjoying this thread some more, but under a new "name". I apologise to all and anyone whom I may have offended, and I'm sorry for causing a disruption (me or otherwise), upon this well-written parody, Barney-"hating", and perfectly designed website (http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/barney0.shtml). I have confidentally and respectfully read your letter, Website Creator, and I'll be sure to stay on topic, not disrupt the chat, and to stay anonimous. Although I can't prove anything, I'll be sure to not go with that name "barney's Assassinator", just to keep confusion of who is who. L.O.L., I hope this comment serves you guys well, showing that this is a specific thread and to NOT SCREW UP!!! By the way guys, thanks to everyone on this [awesome] forum, cheering me up when I'm blue, making me laugh when I need it, and hatin' on Barney when it is best to (i.e. all the time!). Once again, just for good measure, I apologise to all whom I may have offended with my comments (deleted or not; mine or someone else's). Thank you to all, especially YOU, Misty with her spectacular parody, and this great Website Editor for keeping everything in order. Oh yeah, Happy Thanksgiving! :§
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Nice
And guys, you know, if you were 2, 3 years old, you'd like Barney and you wouldn't think him gay lol
The only reason you guys hate Barney is cause you're too old for him
you suck barny and the song roxs more then ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hate you you hate me barney gave me HIV so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head sorry children barney's dead! i hate you you hate me i chased barney up the tree with a kick up the bum and a shot in the head barney finally is dead!
hahaha i hate BARNIE ------------------------HE IS NOT SO COLL AND SO BUMMY
Omg!!!!That was funny.I have heard og songs funny like: A B C D E F G BARNEY IS MY ENAME STICK A TAZER 2 HIS HEAD PULL THE TRIGER NOW HES DIED A B C D E F G BARNEY IS NOW HISTROY.
barnies dead yaysssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAhA THATS FREAKIN FUNNY!!! heres one,
I hate you,
You hate me,
Lets chase barney up a tree,
ill get the matches you get the gas,
we'll burn barneys purple ass.!!!
barney secretly molests the children
barney secretly molests the children
r0fl i agree sorta with each one of you but i cant stand it i babysit to! and i cant take anymore off it but of course u dont like barney of course u hate it and think ots gay hello look at ur age i bet u loved it when u were little
I love barney! (:
screw you all (H)
barneys cool, and he bones your moms (:
Well... WTF! that songs really bad. barney's cool :)
Barneys fit..
get over it (:
kthnxbi x
I hate you, you hate me
lets get together and kill barney
with a baseball bat and a 4-by-4
sorry kids barney is dead!
new and improved like it???
I hate barney, and there is this 10 years old boy in my class that still watches barney, I just want to rip that fat dinosaur's head off!!!!!!
Barney is awesome (:
your such a baby
Wow! I'm assuming that most of you are about 10 or 12 yrs old. My kids are 2 yrs old and 1 yr old. The 2 yr old loves Barney and the 1 yr old is too young to care. I'm concerned that they will end up like most of you here. What caused this hatred? The thought of Barney being gay never crossed my mind. And even if he is, I hope my children grow up much more tolerant than what I've read here. I came across this site as I searched for lyrics to "That's What An Island Is" and I'm leaving it very disappointed in your generation.
Barney is scary. He dances awkwardly (Trying to be polite here; he hugs kids a little bit too much)
i hate barney as much as you so: you love me i hate you lets gang up and kill barney with a big sludge hammer hit him on the head sorry kids but barneys dead.next:
i hate you you hate me wee shoved barney up a tree with a knife to his heart and a bullet to his im so glad that barneys dead
No offense, but Steven that's really creepy dude, I may not like Barney--but knife to the heart? bullet to his (not sure what im is in this sense)? It's called a remote, use it, and perhaps take some 'happy' pills or something to calm down. . .
I can't help but feel a little sorry for the guy, I mean, just cause he has a mental age of three. Besides, he taught me what 2
+2 is.
I HATE U U HATE ME BARNEY JUST GOT STUCK UP A TREE WHEN HE CAME DOWN I SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD SORRY KIDS BUT BARNEYS DEAD
barney is stupid, this is my versions (s)
I love you, you love me, barney gave me h.i.v so i icked him in the balls, and i shot him in the head, sorry kidz but barneys dead hater
I hate you, you hate me i am gonna kill barney, with a bid riffle and a four by four, no more purple dinarsour
I HATE BARNEY I WANT TO KILL HIM
Okay peoples... I dont like barney, but i think ya'll are getting a little 2 carryed away. I used to love Barney when i was little. And i seriously doubt he is gay. Ya'll need to get a life and stop being so rude.
i use to have everything of barney i had watch it until i was 11 in the 4th grade but now i 14 in the 8th grade i think barney is a big purple dinosaur full of slit
yes I did spell it barnAYYYYYY!! For those who don't know, he abused a little girl on the shoe. They sued him ^.^
i hate barney he had 10 guys and i girl play him and they all went to rehab and jail i WONDER WHYYYY!!!
who likes this "i hate u u hate me lets get together and kill barny with a knife in his back and a bullet in his head yay now barnys dead
I heard that the guy in the barneys suit died and they hired a new one -_- i wish they just barbicued the head and flushed the body down the toilet! lol
i love you, you love me, were a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, wont you say you love me to...
i love you, you love me, were best friends like friends should be, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you wont you say you love me to.
or this one,I hate you u hate me lets chace barney up the tree you get the matches and I'll get the gas together we'll blow barneys ass!!!HAHA
Not exactly like the original version of Barney sucks. Here are some I made up. Barney hell man: I hate you.You hate me. Lets go out and kill barney. Grab a kitchen knife and stick it through his head. Right this moment barney's in hell. Heap of blood: Lets go out and kill a barney dinosaur. Bring a gun and shoot him to the floor cause he might be at the door. Bam Bam Bu Bam Bam barney's on the floor! We shot him more while he was on the floor to make sure he was dead! Barney's original I hate you song:(Sing in tune of The Mean Kitty song.) Big fat dinosaur Big fat dinosaur Big fat dinosaur Big fat dinosaur! This dinosaur got old about two month's back. All the kids used to like him but now he's a pain in their butt! Barney is a ninja all way's stalking your feet. Barney is a warrior you know what I meen! He alway's has a cup of water but he still drink's out of our crappers! Next thing you know barneys laying on the floor with a knife in his butt. That's all I made up yet. I'm gonna make some more. I'll post them when I do! Peace out!
i hate you you hate me lets get together and kill barney with a 4 by 4 and a knife lets all cheer that barneys dead
this one is cool: i hate you you hate me barney gave me HIV so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head now barney is really dead.
come on guys you being to harsh on barney dont blame him blame the dick head in the costume .when i was little the guy inside was great my little brother josh loves barney and he makes him happy but you guys are just redarded in your head but thank you to the guys that stood up 4 barney come on have a heart and take ur comments and shove it up ur #!@&*%! the ones that made up those silly jokes about barney i have a website 4 u its called you idiots are mentally disturbed .com. if i come 2 this website again and see more horrible comments you can go 2 hell .BARNEY TAUGHT YOU ALOT . but not enough because you are still #@!$% stupid . if anyone just happens to come across this website and see my comment im not talking about you only the ones that are rude 2 barney but if you are those people that hurt barneys feelings go back to where u belong PRESCHOOL.
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