Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Barney's Dead"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barney

Parody Song Title:

"Barney's Dead"

Parody Written by:

Misty

The Lyrics

We hate Barney!!!!
I hate you, you hate me
Let's get together and kill Barney
With tanks of water and acid he will drown
Barney escapes but he falls down

I hate you, you hate me
Let's get together and kill Barney
With a great big knife on his head
Barney's bloody cuz he's already dead

I hate you, you hate me
Let's get together and kill Barney
With his big dog leash around hit neck
He'll sure make you say 'what the heck'

I hate you, you hate me
Let's get together and kill Barney
When he's skiing lets make an avalanche
And then he'll get hit by a big tree branch
Hope you've enjoyed this parody!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 504

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   158
 136
 125
 
 2   47
 26
 37
 
 3   88
 44
 59
 
 4   45
 58
 65
 
 5   166
 240
 218
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Kat - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Jeez, Misty!! I mean, I'm pretty sure that most of us hate Barney, but you don't have to be so violent!
Misty - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I have to babysit my 4-year-old sister and we have to watch the stupid purple dinosaur on TV. It can't get anymore annoying.
Kaitlyne - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
i like violence but only when it comes to barney i hate barney he must die cuz he is a homo and misty i really like that song of i hate you you hate me song its soo funny!!
NBS - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I think this song rocks! It is super funny! I think Barney is gay!
Franz Chong - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Barney is a walking version of a Holden Commodore or Ford Falcon also known as a Dinosaur.
nameer - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
that i really do hate barney he can kiss my privite can i say somthing it is I HATE BARNEY!!!!!
nameer - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
me and my friend hate barney
nur - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
~~~~~~~~~*************I hAtE BaRnEy~~~~~~~~~********************
Heyyyy - January 15, 2006 - Report this comment
Ya w/e Barney's hott yo
jordan moss - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment
i hate you you hate lets get together and kill barney lets shoot him in the head let's get a haha barney's dead
Ana - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Now that's not nice. What's Barney ever done to you?
Mr.c - April 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Lets kill barney =D
Mac - May 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I hate Barney! He's a fat hag! I made a show up about killing him called "Plans to Killing Barney", which I dedicated to a guy named Charles A. Nichols (look it up at www.imdb.com), who animated the coachman in "Pinocchio" & assisted 4 of the directing animators in "Alice in Wonderland", 1 of which is Les Clark (II) who animated the bird in tree. Also assisted, Eric Larson (I) on the caterpillar, Frank Thomas (I), on the queen of hearts & Ward Kimball, on the chesire cat.
Mac - May 17, 2006 - Report this comment
He also directed all them Pluto cartoons
jone hetel - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
i hat you youy hate me letes go start ww3 with a grat big boom and barney's on the floor no more perpel dinosor
Mac - May 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Hello? Do you not see my comment? Jone Hetel?
Mac - June 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, I'm preached.
griff - June 15, 2006 - Report this comment
i hate barney and i think that he bums kids
Mac - June 24, 2006 - Report this comment
You said it.
Randi - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
I hate shows like tellitubies and dora but when it comes to barney he must 4 resons 1:Hes dumb 2:Hes stupid 3:Hes retarded 4:Hes freaken GAY!
Mac - August 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Yeah, check out my comment from May 15, 2006
Kit_Katt888 - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
ABCDEFG We will kill Barney!
trey - September 04, 2006 - Report this comment
i hate you u hate me lets get to gether and kill barney with a great big gun and a 2 by 4 no more purple dino-suar! i hate u u hate me lets get to getther and kill barney with a knife through his back and an aarow through his head he will cry and wet the bed.
matt - September 09, 2006 - Report this comment
i hate u u hate me let get together and kill barney tie him to a tree and hit him with bell together we'll watch him go to hell
Mac - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, everybody! Check out my comment from 5/15/06.
boghead - October 01, 2006 - Report this comment
this is rubbish, u think this is violent!!!!? omg u r just sooooooooo LOSER!
jessica - October 04, 2006 - Report this comment
i hate you .you hate me lets get together and kill barney.one punch,two punch barney on the floor.no more gayass dinosaur.
** K ** - October 06, 2006 - Report this comment
i luv u u luv me lets all kill barney with a big BANG BANG and a splatter on the floor no more purple dinosaur!
Maria - October 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I hate u u hate me weer a terrible family with a great big punch and a kick from me 2 u i hate u u hate me 2.
DAYSI - October 09, 2006 - Report this comment
i think barney is cute, he helps kids to learn, i love barney YOU ARE SO RUDE
matt - October 14, 2006 - Report this comment
you think that this is rude he is brainwashing inocent children.
who cares what my name is - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
He may help kids to learn, but he can be downright annoying at times. That's all I have to say.
Cody Burnham - October 27, 2006 - Report this comment
To add to the barney Parody: I hate you, you hate me, Lets gang up and kill Barney. With a 2-by-4, Barney is on the floor, No more purple dinosuar!!!
Schadenfreudian Slip - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm sure there are other variations of this parody online.
yo mama - November 16, 2006 - Report this comment
i hate u u hate me barney tried to give me H.I.V i gave him a hug but he wanted some more I aLmost got raped by a purpLe dinosaur
twinky shrinky dink - November 27, 2006 - Report this comment
i hate u, u hate me lets gather around and jump Barney, he's a fatass purple dinosaur so thats y people's call him a hore, he's a pain in the back so he smoke a big ass sack of crack!
dude - December 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Barney is the most stupid,idiotic character a guy could come up with. Good for you for making fun of him
michael061479 - December 02, 2006 - Report this comment
I am the one who originated all this hatred of barney, if only I would have had a computer and an internet connection I could have contributed more, but since I cant I will say two things. I love this site for hating barney, you make me proud. And two is.... I hate barney he must die! JIHAD on barney! Kill him and his merry band of faggots where ever you find them! Danm P.B.S. for broadcasting this antichrist type of shit to our nations children. I declare war on that brain washing, gay singing, purple hided dinosaur asshole!! If I ever found him I'd stick 4x4's up his ass,[hmm on second thought, he'd like that too much] no I'd shoot him with my double barrel shot gun !
MIchael die! - December 07, 2006 - Report this comment
I hate u u hate me lets gain up and kill barney with a 4 by 4 and shot him in the head arnt you glad that barneys dead!
sarah - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment
i love the song''i hate you you hate me.''
comm.inhumane - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
i hate him he loves me his brain washing tecniques dont work on me with a big stick and him tied to a tree the harder you hit the more candy comes out
kill kill kill!!! - December 17, 2006 - Report this comment
i love u u love me barney wanted hiv well it started with a hug and barney wanted more i got raped by a purple dinosore....
OMG. - December 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Not a fan of Barney. . .but the comments here are scary. . .do you guys really hate him enough to be that violent??? Woah. . .That's scary. . .and sicne when can a genderless character be gay. I never understood that about Tellitubies either. . .everyone says the purple one is gay, people said that of the CareBears too . . .but none of them have any gentalia or for that matter anything down there. . .so how can they be "gay" . . .why is it that when people dislike something. . .it's "Gay". . .Gay is happy. . .so you dislike happy. . .or you dislike homosexuals. . .and if you dislike homosexuals. . .what century were you born in?
Allison - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
I hate you, You hate me let's gather and kill barney with a 2 by 4 shuf him out the door NO MORE PURPLE DINASOUR!!!
Barney Stinks - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Ever since i was 6 I hated barney. he's Gay and stupid. man I just wiah he would really die of a thousand deaths. Why in the world did they ever start that show.
bob AND joe - January 20, 2007 - Report this comment
ABdsdbfbvioslgb'hnsb me barney fan!
Barney-hater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - January 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I hate Barney very much. In fact, I think we need more killing Barney songs. Not only are they true, but their funny!!! Well, anyway I have one contribution to the site! Heres my kill Barney song. I hate you you hate me, Lets get together and kill Barney, with a two by four, knock him on the floor, NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was a very popular hate Barney song in my elementary years.
Barney Is Gay - February 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I LOVE that song i hate u u hate me is flippin hilarious!
A person - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Here is another song: On top of a small hill, All covered with mud, I shot Barney's head off, And blew out his blood. I shot him with pleasure, I shot him with pride, I shot Barney's head off, I watched him die. I went to his funeral, To see Barney dead, Most people threw flowers, But i threw his head. I saw his minions, Crying at Barney's grave, I took a cheese ray, And shot all his slaves. I also liked the songs u put on the site!
devin - February 23, 2007 - Report this comment
i have a song mama mama cant you see,what this baby done 2 me,took away my MTV now im stuck with dumb barney,tic tac toe 3 in a row barney got shot by a gigoe mommy called the docter and the docter said opps barneys dead shot in the head with and axe in his leg now hes all red locked in the shed peeing in his bed his bunnies name is ted
some girl - March 06, 2007 - Report this comment
well then that's...unique I guess...but barney's cool... so why do y'all gotta be hatin? I mean c'mon!! how can that much hatred be in a child's TV show??? yeah this is definitly what I wanna teach to my children when I get older, Hey kids lets sing along to this beautiful song! I hate you! You hate me! Let's get together and kill Barney! With a Big KaBoom And a stab in the head, Now we're happy cuz barney's dead! YYYAAAYYY!.... no
grace sean - March 11, 2007 - Report this comment
I HATE BARNEY....BUT I LOVE THIS SONG
LPG-Unit - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Yeah, go get Zidane back and let him headbutt Barney, or maybe some sniper guy...
noah - March 17, 2007 - Report this comment
i hate you you hate me lets get together and kill barney with an m64 shut him out the door thats how you kill a purple dinosaur
2:49 AM - March 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Wonderful Barney hating! Can't get any better! 555! Let me tell you this. Barney once told children "Strangers are friends you haven't met yet." What were the idiots who make this crap thinking. I hate you, you hate me, let's tie Barney to a tree, grab a shotgun and shoot Barney in the head, bang-bang now Barney is dead.
Ak-47 - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I hate you you hate me.We are all one sick Family,Yes Barney is a Child Molester we all know.Stay away from Barney if you truely hate him So.
Bold - March 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I hate Barnie You hate him too,Barnies been seen in World war 2,where the Nazi's captured him and taken him to Hitler's Bunker,Hitler Shot Barnie because he raped Eva Braun!
davesohail - March 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Man, I hate Barney! A big lumbering gay-lesbi-homo that walks around humping everything that exists. Why, I just wanna kick his big purple @$$! I mean, whats educational about watching a big purple dinosaur hugging kids when he should be picking their bones out of his teeth. Oh, and you know he has those two semi-homo sidekicks, well, he should be ripping the intestines out of them now! I say ban barney forever and replace it with something educational like Ocean Oddesey, or maybe something like Kill Barney! Oh, by the way, I am a 10 year old boy living in Manchester!
BoB - April 22, 2007 - Report this comment
On top of a small hill, All covered with mud, I shot Barney's head off, And blew out his blood. I shot him with pleasure, I shot him with pride, I shot Barney's head off, I watched as he died. I went to his funeral, To see Barney dead, He was much less ugly, Without any head. I saw a Sponge-Minion, Crying by Barney's grave, I took a machine gun, And shot Barney's slave.
kaley - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
i hate you you hate me we chase barney up a tree we stick an arow through his head oh my GOD i think hes dead
MK - April 28, 2007 - Report this comment
This is a horrible violent song, Barney is for little kids...
TY - May 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Barney's Dead! Barney's Dead! We blew off his purple head With a .38 magnum full of pop Now we're after Baby Bop!
zoe - May 24, 2007 - Report this comment
i hate you you hate me lets all go and kill barney with a length of rope and a bullet thorugh the head sorry children barneys dead
allanah - May 28, 2007 - Report this comment
omg you guys are stupid jeez its just a show for kids if yous dont like the show that much then why are yous on the website making up songs about him thats really sadd ... yous all need a life and while your at it grow some brains
rj and jose - June 17, 2007 - Report this comment
barney is the stupidist dinosour anyone has ever seen'.every one thinks hes a dumbass
jesse - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment
i cant beleve that that messd up dinosuar said strangers are freinds i mean thats just wrong im not agring with what every budy else's saying but the stranger thing got my atention
ryan - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment
barney is so gay,4 year old kids think hes so cool they must be stupid;
rj - June 18, 2007 - Report this comment
i hate you you hate me lets chase barney up a tree hit him in the head with a 2 by 4 no more purple dinosour
Mac - June 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey, everybody! Check out my comment from 5/15/06.
zachary - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Hi does anyone know where I can find this It goes like this. They start off with the normal Barney Theme Song. \\' I love you, you love me, we\\'re one happy family. \\' All of a sudden you hear gun shots, then after the gun shots you hear someone yell \\'shut the f*ck up\\'
mooby - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment
that was sooooooo funny . BARNY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachael Clark - June 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Barney hurt me whay a ruler so I hit him in the eye with a dot of apple pie And I havent seen the old bat sinse
rachael - June 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I think Barney should be locked up some where .I think he is GAY he is brain washing children.I would like to KILL him what about you?
jenn - July 03, 2007 - Report this comment
barney sucks
SUPERGOGETA - July 30, 2007 - Report this comment
I WANT TO KILL BARNEY. I WANT TO BURN BARNEY I WANT TO RIP HIZ SKULL OUT AND USE IT TO EAT MY CEREAL!! I HATE U U HATE ME LETS GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY WITH A KNIFE IN HIZ CHEST AND A GUN ON HIZ HEAD PULL THE TRIGGER BARNEY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!! YAY HEZ GONE 4 GOOD!!!!!!
barnystinks - August 01, 2007 - Report this comment
i hate you,you hate me, lets get a ak47 and shoot barny with a great big blast BOOM BOOM BOOM!now barnys brains is out!
Wendy - August 08, 2007 - Report this comment
No offence or anything but Barney is sooooo not cool. I mean he as no style at all, and who wants to watch a UN style purple dinosaur, dancing like a mental thing? I mean Duh!. lol
me - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
you guys SO DUMB retared if u like barney harress those kids after the show like watch u one day in the bed with barney
msgh - September 01, 2007 - Report this comment
i hate you, you hate me , i pushed barney up a tree, with a 1shot, 2 shot, 3 shot 4,........ no more purple donisore. i hate barney
f*** barney HAHAHA - September 04, 2007 - Report this comment
i hate you, you hate me, cuz we like to F barney with a dagger and a bag of *hit now barney sould really quit MUHAHAHA IM DRUNK AND I HATE BARNEY WOOHOO!!! :D
..... - September 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry but these aren't funny
Gel - September 24, 2007 - Report this comment
I love this!!!! 5-5-5
Mithcell - October 10, 2007 - Report this comment
i hate you hate me i pushed barney out of a tree he hit the ground he has a big lump now i am in jail because of a thump. I hate barney
santa clause hates barney too - October 27, 2007 - Report this comment
i hate you you hate me lets go out and kill barney with a chain saw and a 2 by 4 no more purple dinusor hallilooya barneys deid we bar b qed his head what hapened to his body we flushed it down the potty rowned &rowened it swirls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
barney is effin gay - November 03, 2007 - Report this comment
barney is gay gay gay
cutie munie - November 09, 2007 - Report this comment
~~~~~I HATE BARNEY TOO SO : I hate u , u hate me, we're a stupid family , with a great big punch and a kick from me to u , wont u say u hate me too
Babygurl - November 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Remember when we all liked and love Barney.What happen to that i mean now were all vilote to barney.Don't get me wrong but when i heard the song i hate you you hate me an joy to the world barney is dead i laghed so much.
crap face barney - November 13, 2007 - Report this comment
Barney if your reading this you will die soon.So if I were you iI would lookthe door cause were comeing for you.oh and that last barney showi saw you really need to shut the f*** up and youyr a b****.
Dude-Whateva - December 08, 2007 - Report this comment
They made a funny song about Barney back in the early 90s. It was called, "Oh, He's So Barney." It went to the tune of 2 Live Crew's "Oh, Me So Horny." That song cracked me up! The only thing I can remember from the song was..."Oh, he's so Barney...Oh, oh, he's so Barney...He has a big purple head..." I wish I could remember the rest. It was really hysterical!
Shannon - December 19, 2007 - Report this comment
What about this I hate you you hate me let's get together and kill barney with a 44 shot gun shoot him in the head sorry kids but barney's dead!! I love barne yhe is a mad ass no matter wat.
This is Funny! - December 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Joy to the world!Barney's dead,we barbequed his head!What happened to the body?We flushed it down the poddy!Round,and round it goes.............
This is Funny! - December 31, 2007 - Report this comment
Sorry I forgot to add the rest.Round,and round it goes!
WAZZZZZUUUAAAPPPPP!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!!!!!! - January 02, 2008 - Report this comment
YOTHATSSOCOOLITTIGHT!!!!!!!!
Amber - February 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Omg this is well harsh haha but kinda funni anyway x
Duuuuuuuude - March 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Dude dats tight heres a song for ya I hate you you hate me lets gang up on Barney with a baseball bat and a 2 by 4 Barney laid out on the floor.Thank God!
DRAGON - March 10, 2008 - Report this comment
DUDE THAT IS DRY AND IT DOESNT RHYME IN THE BARNEY SONG MUCH DRY DRY DRY DRY DRY
Lady Mc Person - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
i hate you you hate me let's team up and kill Barney. With the FBI and a Civil War No More Purple Dinosaur! ()_() ( ' . ' ) (") (") Copy and Paste this bunny to help him Kill Barney!!!!
Barney's Assassinator - October 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Yo! Barney sucks bad he should go to hell and burn up Satans' butt! Here's a new line for you to use: "I hate you, you hate me, lets team up and kill Barney, with a big shotgun, shoot 'em in the head, push him off a cliff, now he's dead!" Muhahahaha may the death be with barney and barney only!!!!
Barney's Assassinator - October 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Word...
Sanity - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Urm ok i looked up this song 'cos I thought it was funny when i first heard it. I laughed at the variations to begin with but this has just turned into insane ranting... you do realise this is a fictional character... for e.g. "barney if you're reading this"...of course he's not... and "Copy and paste this bunny to help him kill Barney"...?? He's not real! I think you all need to calm down.
Barney's Assassinator - October 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Considering what torture and raw Hell we've given to Barney the Purple Dinosaur, shouldn't he be dead yet? If not, lets end im soon before he slowly rules the world, along with Oprah Winfrey and Barrack "Obuma" (Boo!) and all that. Also, there's a new sherriff in town, it's Hip Hop Harry (the New Barney/replacement). Watch out Barney...you douche....
Barney's Assassinator - October 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh yeah, for your information, the Barney Parody song up above is somewhat good, and I like the lyrics, though they are a little off beat and could be better, but otherwise, great job Misty! Overall, I give the song a 7.5 out of 10:
julia - October 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I hate stupid barny I think he should be dead right now he even went to jail well hell he should be dead!
Barney Hater - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
Barney SUCKS! He harasses little kids! He should be banned from the television network.
Barney's Assassinator - November 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Okay, what the hell? I keep on posting comments on this (extremely awesome) forum, and SOMEONE keeps on deleting it...Is it the proogrammers whom made this website that's doing it, or is it someboday else that just doesn't like the comments that I posted? I am sorry (maybe) if I had offended anyone on a BARNEY HATER website...I'll be sure NOT to type anything that might offend anybody, like the other comments posted before me. If you guys just hate me, I don't really care...oh yeah, since this is a Barney Hating website, I misewell say something about Barney...he sucks. There, I said it. So what? Oh well, and also, the comment that I posted (in which is now gone) was the LONGEST comment ever (which would've been good, or so I thought), but supposably the "programmers" who made this website supposably doesnt care for GOOD PUBLICITY. I'll be sure to remember that. Lastly, Peace Dogs, I'm giving up on this website; I'm looking for a real chatting/ I.M.ing website. I hand this name (Barney's Assassinator) to Misty, the Queen whom made the parody we're loving and hating on. Farewell guys...like y'all care... -The Final Message
Website Editor - November 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Sorry, but the reason your comments may keep getting removed is because they are too inappropraite for this site. We don't tolerate abrasive/nasty/condescending commentary on here, especially inane chatter like what is going on in this parody comment thread. I understand that there is a lot of anti-Barny humour in the world, mostly due to the fact that people find him annoying, but to advocate domestic violence is NOT an encouraging thing. And furthermore, parody comment threads are intended for feedback on the parody, NOT to have a discussion like you would on a messagboard. So if you don't have anything kind to say, then please go somewhere else. Thank you.
Barney's Assassinator (Apologizing) - December 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Okay, sorry about what happened about the last message I had posted; someone (I have no idea whom) had used my "name", so please forgive me of that comment. All I can say about what the last comment had said was that it was outragious, crude, and inapaproppriate, and I accept the shame :P. Thank you, Mr. Website Editor for what had happened on this thread and I'll be enjoying this thread some more, but under a new "name". I apologise to all and anyone whom I may have offended, and I'm sorry for causing a disruption (me or otherwise), upon this well-written parody, Barney-"hating", and perfectly designed website (http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/barney0.shtml). I have confidentally and respectfully read your letter, Website Creator, and I'll be sure to stay on topic, not disrupt the chat, and to stay anonimous. Although I can't prove anything, I'll be sure to not go with that name "barney's Assassinator", just to keep confusion of who is who. L.O.L., I hope this comment serves you guys well, showing that this is a specific thread and to NOT SCREW UP!!! By the way guys, thanks to everyone on this [awesome] forum, cheering me up when I'm blue, making me laugh when I need it, and hatin' on Barney when it is best to (i.e. all the time!). Once again, just for good measure, I apologise to all whom I may have offended with my comments (deleted or not; mine or someone else's). Thank you to all, especially YOU, Misty with her spectacular parody, and this great Website Editor for keeping everything in order. Oh yeah, Happy Thanksgiving! :§
Me - December 24, 2008 - Report this comment
x] Nice And guys, you know, if you were 2, 3 years old, you'd like Barney and you wouldn't think him gay lol The only reason you guys hate Barney is cause you're too old for him
haha - January 22, 2009 - Report this comment
you suck barny and the song roxs more then ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
XBarneybumskidsX - January 31, 2009 - Report this comment
I hate you you hate me barney gave me HIV so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head sorry children barney's dead! i hate you you hate me i chased barney up the tree with a kick up the bum and a shot in the head barney finally is dead!
matthew - February 12, 2009 - Report this comment
hahaha i hate BARNIE ------------------------HE IS NOT SO COLL AND SO BUMMY
LIL D - February 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Omg!!!!That was funny.I have heard og songs funny like: A B C D E F G BARNEY IS MY ENAME STICK A TAZER 2 HIS HEAD PULL THE TRIGER NOW HES DIED A B C D E F G BARNEY IS NOW HISTROY.
matt - February 19, 2009 - Report this comment
barnies dead yaysssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emily - February 24, 2009 - Report this comment
HAhA THATS FREAKIN FUNNY!!! heres one, I hate you, You hate me, Lets chase barney up a tree, ill get the matches you get the gas, we'll burn barneys purple ass.!!!
Buck Futter - March 20, 2009 - Report this comment
barney secretly molests the children
nathalie - March 23, 2009 - Report this comment
r0fl i agree sorta with each one of you but i cant stand it i babysit to! and i cant take anymore off it but of course u dont like barney of course u hate it and think ots gay hello look at ur age i bet u loved it when u were little
Tits - May 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I love barney! (: screw you all (H) barneys cool, and he bones your moms (:
Mongoose xxx - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Well... WTF! that songs really bad. barney's cool :)
Barneyyy - May 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Barneys fit.. get over it (: kthnxbi x
XOX - May 15, 2009 - Report this comment
I hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill barney with a baseball bat and a 4-by-4 sorry kids barney is dead! new and improved like it???
Bloody killer - May 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I hate barney, and there is this 10 years old boy in my class that still watches barney, I just want to rip that fat dinosaur's head off!!!!!!
Tits - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Barney is awesome (:
yo - May 24, 2009 - Report this comment
your such a baby
Concerned - May 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow! I'm assuming that most of you are about 10 or 12 yrs old. My kids are 2 yrs old and 1 yr old. The 2 yr old loves Barney and the 1 yr old is too young to care. I'm concerned that they will end up like most of you here. What caused this hatred? The thought of Barney being gay never crossed my mind. And even if he is, I hope my children grow up much more tolerant than what I've read here. I came across this site as I searched for lyrics to "That's What An Island Is" and I'm leaving it very disappointed in your generation.
Listen to "True Colours" by Eva Cassidy; Beautiful song ;) - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Barney is scary. He dances awkwardly (Trying to be polite here; he hugs kids a little bit too much)
dill - June 05, 2009 - Report this comment
i hate barney as much as you so: you love me i hate you lets gang up and kill barney with a big sludge hammer hit him on the head sorry kids but barneys dead.next:
steven - June 09, 2009 - Report this comment
i hate you you hate me wee shoved barney up a tree with a knife to his heart and a bullet to his im so glad that barneys dead
Below Average Dave - June 09, 2009 - Report this comment
No offense, but Steven that's really creepy dude, I may not like Barney--but knife to the heart? bullet to his (not sure what im is in this sense)? It's called a remote, use it, and perhaps take some 'happy' pills or something to calm down. . .
elle - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
I can't help but feel a little sorry for the guy, I mean, just cause he has a mental age of three. Besides, he taught me what 2 +2 is.
betty boo girl - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I HATE U U HATE ME BARNEY JUST GOT STUCK UP A TREE WHEN HE CAME DOWN I SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD SORRY KIDS BUT BARNEYS DEAD
kilia - August 08, 2009 - Report this comment
barney is stupid, this is my versions (s) I love you, you love me, barney gave me h.i.v so i icked him in the balls, and i shot him in the head, sorry kidz but barneys dead hater I hate you, you hate me i am gonna kill barney, with a bid riffle and a four by four, no more purple dinarsour
skylar - August 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I HATE BARNEY I WANT TO KILL HIM
SaSu - August 26, 2009 - Report this comment
Okay peoples... I dont like barney, but i think ya'll are getting a little 2 carryed away. I used to love Barney when i was little. And i seriously doubt he is gay. Ya'll need to get a life and stop being so rude.
christina - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
i use to have everything of barney i had watch it until i was 11 in the 4th grade but now i 14 in the 8th grade i think barney is a big purple dinosaur full of slit
barnayyyyy - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
yes I did spell it barnAYYYYYY!! For those who don't know, he abused a little girl on the shoe. They sued him ^.^
bella - September 27, 2009 - Report this comment
i hate barney he had 10 guys and i girl play him and they all went to rehab and jail i WONDER WHYYYY!!!
alvin - October 14, 2009 - Report this comment
who likes this "i hate u u hate me lets get together and kill barny with a knife in his back and a bullet in his head yay now barnys dead
Dude i hate barney - October 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I heard that the guy in the barneys suit died and they hired a new one -_- i wish they just barbicued the head and flushed the body down the toilet! lol
Emazah.. - October 26, 2009 - Report this comment
or this one,I hate you u hate me lets chace barney up the tree you get the matches and I'll get the gas together we'll blow barneys ass!!!HAHA
Chase - November 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Not exactly like the original version of Barney sucks. Here are some I made up. Barney hell man: I hate you.You hate me. Lets go out and kill barney. Grab a kitchen knife and stick it through his head. Right this moment barney's in hell. Heap of blood: Lets go out and kill a barney dinosaur. Bring a gun and shoot him to the floor cause he might be at the door. Bam Bam Bu Bam Bam barney's on the floor! We shot him more while he was on the floor to make sure he was dead! Barney's original I hate you song:(Sing in tune of The Mean Kitty song.) Big fat dinosaur Big fat dinosaur Big fat dinosaur Big fat dinosaur! This dinosaur got old about two month's back. All the kids used to like him but now he's a pain in their butt! Barney is a ninja all way's stalking your feet. Barney is a warrior you know what I meen! He alway's has a cup of water but he still drink's out of our crappers! Next thing you know barneys laying on the floor with a knife in his butt. That's all I made up yet. I'm gonna make some more. I'll post them when I do! Peace out!
ella - November 15, 2009 - Report this comment
i hate you you hate me lets get together and kill barney with a 4 by 4 and a knife lets all cheer that barneys dead
space dude - November 23, 2009 - Report this comment
this one is cool: i hate you you hate me barney gave me HIV so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head now barney is really dead.
mcdizzy - November 23, 2009 - Report this comment
come on guys you being to harsh on barney dont blame him blame the dick head in the costume .when i was little the guy inside was great my little brother josh loves barney and he makes him happy but you guys are just redarded in your head but thank you to the guys that stood up 4 barney come on have a heart and take ur comments and shove it up ur #!@&*%! the ones that made up those silly jokes about barney i have a website 4 u its called you idiots are mentally disturbed .com. if i come 2 this website again and see more horrible comments you can go 2 hell .BARNEY TAUGHT YOU ALOT . but not enough because you are still #@!$% stupid . if anyone just happens to come across this website and see my comment im not talking about you only the ones that are rude 2 barney but if you are those people that hurt barneys feelings go back to where u belong PRESCHOOL.
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS - November 29, 2009 - Report this comment
OH COME ON MISTY YOUR SUCH A BIO-SEXUAL FREAK
barney killer - November 29, 2009 - Report this comment
die die!!!!
nun ya - December 09, 2009 - Report this comment
that os so stupid wy make fun of a doll!!!
isabelle - December 22, 2009 - Report this comment
joy to the world that barneys dead i barbecued his head.don't worry about the body i flushed it down the potty.
tyler cchase - December 25, 2009 - Report this comment
barney is so freaken gay i hated him when i was one cuz of his stupid gay voice hes a gayfer
Laughoholic - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Haha i like the version that goes I hate you you hate me, barney blew up my tv, so i went to the store and bought a fourty four. {CHICK CHICK} (supposed to sound like a gun) No more purple dinosaur.
non of your beez wax - January 04, 2010 - Report this comment
heres a cool episode 4 barney : a mom drops of her son where barney and his friends hangout and then barney sings him a song and then dick ( the boy ) tells barney that he sounds like a frog on steroids barney runs of crying and dick puts superglue on a tissue and gives 2 barney and it rips of barneys face then he rushed 2 hospital dick visists him in hospital and he pushes the hospital bed out the window and barney comes back with a broken arm and cruches barney tells dick that he he wants him 2 watch gummi bears and dick swears him and went outside 2 burn barneys stuff barneys gets mad and calls him a naughty little boy and dick says " you such a @#!% gay dinosaur" and then dicks mom comes 2 pick him up and then dick says in a sweet voice " mummy can i say good bye to my friend barney " then dick goes up 2 barney and kicks him in the balls and takes out a AK47 and shoots the purple dinosaur and tells is mummy that he had a wonderfull day
not your bezz - January 14, 2010 - Report this comment
hay
my goon - January 14, 2010 - Report this comment
hi briget
not your buzz - January 14, 2010 - Report this comment
you r stupid
pc pimp - January 14, 2010 - Report this comment
i love you u you love me i got to kill barny with a m 16 no more fags around me
not your buzz - January 14, 2010 - Report this comment
i hate u u hate me lets get together in kill barney with some pepper spay and a note from me to you i hate barney doo doo doo
johnny chiha - January 15, 2010 - Report this comment
i hate you you hate me we are a haty family with a great big punch and a kick from me to you wont you say that you hate me to
Raymond - January 17, 2010 - Report this comment
Barny is gay... the maker himself said so!
beth - January 31, 2010 - Report this comment
sorry kids barneys dead :D
BCDNCVSVMNJF - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Well, why would u wanna kill barnie????????He didnt do anything wrong? Maybe u hate him but the little kids don't. I'm saying this because Barnie show helped me learn English when I was 5 and my sister was 15. :(
salanda - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
i believe BCDNCVSVMNJF is so right. What's wrong with barnie????Is he that bad that started a war with the USA???????
Ryan Oman - February 13, 2010 - Report this comment
You forgot i hate you, you hate me Lets get together and kill barney, with a shotgun bang bang, barneys on the floor, no more freaking dinosaur :D
Melina Armin - February 20, 2010 - Report this comment
i love you you love me I also love my favorite dinosaur, Barnie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I love you barnie.....Ur the best dinosaur I ever had!!!!!!!!Yu rock..........Yea
barney is a dinosaur with a ... - February 20, 2010 - Report this comment
I love you You love me We're a happy family With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, wont you say you love me to! I love you You love me ...
alex matthews - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment
that is so funny i wood love 2 do that ha
amber - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment
this is so funny barney is sooo gay haha the one above alex that is funny
kayla walls - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment
i hat u u hate me lets chase barney up a tree stabe heim with a knife an shoot him with a gun now were having lots of fun
kayla walls - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment
i hate u u hate me lets chase barney up a tree stabe him with a knife shoot him with a gun no were having lots of fun
barney is dumb - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment
paul devoy how can u have sex with that thing barney is gay r u gay too man wat do u have a stuffed barney in ur room and have sex withit
ME ME ME - February 22, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey i LOVE barney hes freaking sexy so deal with it i LOVE LOVE LOVE HIM muahahaha
wat up - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
a b c d e f g lets chase barney up a tree stick a shotgun up his nose pull the trigger there he goes uh oh we went to far tellytubbies rated r iiiiiiiii hhhhaaaattteeee barney
kayla walls - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
u suck u mother f..... wat r u talking bout mcdizzy
Abbey Gomez - February 23, 2010 - Report this comment
i know i hate him 2, but some people r so mean. its not like any1 talks about U cuz U want 2 help kids get a good education, i mean sure i think hez gay and all, but please.my cuzin waz on that show and she dosent hate it.
blazenXX - February 28, 2010 - Report this comment
I hate you,you hate me,lets go out and kill barney,with a big shot gun and barney on the floor,no more singing dinosuar
WAS UP MY PEEPS - March 01, 2010 - Report this comment
BARNEY IS SO GAY I LOVE THAT SONG THAT IS SO FUNNY HA HA U ROCK BLAZANXX
human - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
come on who eva created this website i know that person wants to like barneys dick and shove their hand up his gay ass and then hump da crap out of him
Love Me Hate Me - March 06, 2010 - Report this comment
I hate you, You hate me, I wanna go and KILL Barney, With a ratta tat tat and a bing bam BOOM! Lets all chase big Barney to his DOOM!!!! I hate you, you hate me, Barney tried to ra-ape me, So I grabed a carving knife and stuck it through his head, now that barney is really dead.!!!!!!
zoe - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
i hate you you hate me were a happy familey
countman - March 17, 2010 - Report this comment
i hate u you hate me lets go down and kill barney
Barney - March 30, 2010 - Report this comment
I love you, you love me lets go out and kill barney with a shotgun bang bang bang barney on the floor, no more gay dinosaur!!!
barney dicker - April 04, 2010 - Report this comment
barney is so gay man my 16 cause likes him
liam hate barney - April 05, 2010 - Report this comment
i hate u you hate me togther we can kill barney with a knife and gun and a bulite in his head sorry kids but barneys dead
hater - April 10, 2010 - Report this comment
i hate you you hate me lets get to gether and kill barney with a nife to his heart and a gun to his head dont tell mom we killed her to i hate baney
BARNEY HAATTTEEERR!!! - April 11, 2010 - Report this comment
f*** BARNEY AND HIS FUKIN DAMN BORIN SHOWS....THOSE KIDS THERE R JUST SLUTS... FUK OFF AND FIND ANOTHER b**** 2 WORK WID!!
Unknown - April 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Barney really sucks.. HE SUCKS COCK! HE SURE IS AN crappy dino! HIS SHOWS ARE THE WORST IN THE WORLD!
jessica - April 29, 2010 - Report this comment
lololol but some were not very offensive to barney!!! jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk
Bobby - May 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Shouldn't it be i hate you, you hate me, barney gave me HIV
jazz - May 25, 2010 - Report this comment
i hate you you hate me lets go and kill barney with big chainsore and cut in the head sorry kids barneys DEAD!
beautifull - May 31, 2010 - Report this comment
omg you guys are so right barney is dead sorry for the little kids
Jordan - June 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Barney is gay, he sucks on his own dino-cock. ps Barney suckz ballz
torres - June 12, 2010 - Report this comment
barneyy-suks c*** so lets go an kill barney with a base ball bat an a gun to his head sorry kids barneys dead
carly_carlz - June 13, 2010 - Report this comment
uhhh I like making fun of Barney. Let's punch his face.
The Seer - June 13, 2010 - Report this comment
One of the cops who acted as security at the bank where my mom worked used to offer $100 to anyone who'd take his kids to a Barney "concert" (!) so he could volunteer for overtime duty someplace else. Also, the computer screen savers at each terminal in a computer science lab at my college consisted of Barney saying "uh-hauh" and getting shot dead. How about eating some purple dino-burgers? Are they any good? Let's find out. Grill them up, YUM!
Me Again - June 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Ain't it a sad shame that when that purple poop-head came to the PBS scene people all over the planet were descending into severe hatred and violence? There was the horrors of Yugoslavia, Rwanda, Darfur, and in America militias and hate radio. And on the other side, Barney is SO annoying. Good parody. A good piss-off number like "Beat On the Brat" by the Ramones. Good tongue-in-cheek humor. Oh yeah, oh yeah, ohhh-hohh...
row - July 09, 2010 - Report this comment
i hate u, u hate me barney give me hiv so i shot him in the head kicked him in the balls now the purple bunnys dead
Nathan - July 11, 2010 - Report this comment
NEW VERSE I hate you, you hate me Lets get together and kill barney With a baseball bat and a four-by-four No more purple dinosaur.
kool kid - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
listen you guys are all retarded becuase barney is just a cartoon for kids and you guys probably wouldnt have done this to hitler and he almost killed half the people in that time but you do this to barney not hitler barneys awesome so u can kiss my butttcrack
Parody123 - July 13, 2010 - Report this comment
I hate you, You hate me Let's get together and kill barney With a knife in the back and an arrow in the head Turn around and barney's dead I hate you, You hate me Let's get together and kill barney With a shotgun BANG! BANG! Barney to the floor No more purple dinosaur Now that is a parody!!!!!
liam - July 20, 2010 - Report this comment
I HATE U, U HATE ME LETS GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY WITH A BASEBALL BAT AND A BULLET THROUGH HIS HEAD SORRY CHILDREN BARNEY DEAD
guy you dont know - August 02, 2010 - Report this comment
i hate u, u hate me, lets get together and kill barney with a knife and a gun and a shot right thru the hed, tell evryone that barney is dead BARNEY IS GAY AND SUCKS DINO-BALLS HE IS BRAINWASHING INNOCENT KIDS AND IM GONNA STAB HIM IN THE EYES AND POISON HIS FOOD, WHICH IS BALLS!!!!!
anti-anti-Barney - August 03, 2010 - Report this comment
All of you Barney haters, f*** you and grow the hell up! Barney isn't real! So why the hell go against him?! Just because he's for kids, it doesn't give you the right to be all anti-Barney and stuff. Being anti-Barney isn't mature. So if you hate him, then ignore him! And don't think that I'm a Barney lover. I'M NOT OBSESSED WITH HIM!!! P.S. I hope that Barney f**king kills you.
NWA - August 05, 2010 - Report this comment
I hate you, you hate me we chased barney up the tree with a big shotgun blew off his head now we can say that barney dead:p
Tommy - September 08, 2010 - Report this comment
I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME IM IN LOVE WITH BARNEY STARTED WITH A KISS THEN A LITTLE MORE I HAD SEX WITH A PURPLE DINOSUAR LOL :L
marty justin rosete - September 15, 2010 - Report this comment
this is my example i hate you you hate me let's chase barney up a tree grab a 10 magnoom on his head look everybody barne's dead so you muse be great for your songs sia
Joy - September 16, 2010 - Report this comment
I hate you, you hate me, lets hang barney from a tree, let him swing there till his head pops off, the take the rest down and cook him in a pot
keci - October 20, 2010 - Report this comment
i hate u u hate me barney gave me HIV it started with a hug ended on the floor i got rapped by a dinosour ove it lolz x
zombiedude347 - November 10, 2010 - Report this comment
A hate you, you hate me Let’s get together and kill Barney With a bucket filled with lava and a pitcher filled with Ice. And then let’s go outside and kill mice.
Clusty - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I hate you, You hate me, Lets get together and kill Barney. With a baseball bat and a 2 by 4. No more purple dinosaur.
purple dinosaur hater - November 18, 2010 - Report this comment
i hate u , u hate me i tied barney to a tree with a 4 by 4 and a bullet in the HEAD sorry kids but barney's dead
pyromaniac - November 29, 2010 - Report this comment
i hate u, u hate me, lets tie barney to a tree, u get the matches ill get the gas, lets light barney on his.....tail XD
Joshua - December 01, 2010 - Report this comment
I hate you you hate me lets go up and kill Barney with a Shotgun bang bang Barney's on the floor no more stupid dinosaur
ali - December 06, 2010 - Report this comment
Barney is actuy a girl crazy right she got arrested becouse she had illigal drugs in the tail
Charlotte - December 07, 2010 - Report this comment
I love you, you love me, Lets all gang up on barney, with a four-by-four and a bullet to the head sorry, children, barneys dead
VK - December 09, 2010 - Report this comment
and i wonder why my childhood was ruined..
humam - December 12, 2010 - Report this comment
You people cant even compair to the lvl of barny my brother hates. we both made 50 songs.i hate you you hate me lets go out and kill barney. i gota ak 47 you got apistol in your hand lets go kill barney's stupid band
barney the PD PeDophile - December 16, 2010 - Report this comment
barney is the dinosaur with a soft spot for children, he will molest them until he gets a dinosaur sensation. barney can be dangerous when he gets that sensation, barney will go mad if he doesnt touch some children.
I HATE BARNEY!!!!!!!!! - December 18, 2010 - Report this comment
ok. i have one... i hate you, you hate me. lets tie barney 2 a tree! with a knife in his butt, and a bullet in his head, lets all yell, barneys dead!! YEEAAAA!!!!! lol. i learned that in like 4th grade and it kinda just stuck wiith me...
WhyDoUCare - December 24, 2010 - Report this comment
@OMG. The purple teletubie IS gay... Its a guy, even look it up or find it on wikipedia(type in teletubies). Im pretty sure barney is gay but idk... I honestly dont have anythinqq against gay people, but barney and the teletubies are just WAY to anoying >.< i have a 5yr old brother and i wont let him even see barney in a picture, when he asks why, i tell him cuz barney is for little babys that have no friends.
Molly - January 05, 2011 - Report this comment
I HATE BARNEY!
:P - February 03, 2011 - Report this comment
I luv u, u luv me...Barney gave me HIV...It started with a kiss then ended on the floor...I got raped by a dinosaur.
Dhruv - February 04, 2011 - Report this comment
Hmmm.... I thought the following would be here: I hate you, You hate me Lets get together and kill Barney With a big fat stick, and blood on the floor No more purple dinosaur
Marie - February 16, 2011 - Report this comment
bunch of heaters!!!!!!
Laura - February 19, 2011 - Report this comment
I don't like barney. He sucks big time he is only someone in a dinosaur costume. I use to like barney when I was little but now ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. I don't like baby shows what so ever!!!!!!!!!!!
aurora - February 19, 2011 - Report this comment
When MJ died barney died its the truth
me - March 02, 2011 - Report this comment
i really hate barney and he is a stupid f***in ass
mimi - March 10, 2011 - Report this comment
i can do better than that mmm i hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill barney with great big shot gun point it to his head bang bang now barneys dead yayyyy!!! LOLZ
hahalol - March 18, 2011 - Report this comment
this one is the best I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME LETS GANG UP ON BARRRNEY GOT SHOT GUN AND I SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD MOW THAT PURPLE BASTARDS DEAD Byer i made that up
martin - March 25, 2011 - Report this comment
i hate barny but i like the parody
Barney - March 25, 2011 - Report this comment
I hate You hate me Barney gave me HIV it started with a kiss but Barney wanted more, i just f***ed a dinosaur
mr. goody guy - March 25, 2011 - Report this comment
()_() ( ' . ' )
TV Show'sCrimeLover - April 05, 2011 - Report this comment
I HATE Barney alway's have I heard this one though: I hate you, You Hate me,Barney gave me HIV so I kicked him in the Balls and I Shot him in the head now that Purple Barsted's DEAD!!!! YAY!
barney sux - April 14, 2011 - Report this comment
This is all funny!! There's a girl in my class named hayley so. I made this song for her... I hate you, you hate me, let's team up and kill hayley, let's hit her in the head with a 2by4, no more ugly dinosaur!!!
TVShow'sCrimeLover - April 30, 2011 - Report this comment
Lol that's funny Barney Sux my Little Sister's name is Hayley and she is so damm annoying, I hate Barney to one day there was nothing on Execpt Barney so I had to turn it off to stop me from trying to smash the TV. this was like 11:00 am on TV4
julia - May 21, 2011 - Report this comment
I love u u love me barney gave me a hiv i started with a kiss and ended on the floor i got raped by a dinosaur, i love u u love me barney gave me an hiv so i kicked him in the nuts and choped him on the head now that purple bastad's dead, barney is a dinosaur form our imagination big and fat and full of crap and died of constipation! I HATE BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!
DC - July 09, 2011 - Report this comment
I hate you you, you hate me lets all gang up and kill barney, tie a rope around his neck and beat him with a stick come on barney suck my d***. I hate you, you hate me lets all gang up and kill barney put a gun to his head, pull the trigger now hes dead, once h waspurple now hes red. keep up the good work guys DEATH TO BARNEY
yuki - July 12, 2011 - Report this comment
i hate you, you heat me lets get together and kill barney with a M-16 gun shot on his head and cut his throat then barney's dead!!!!
kit kat - July 14, 2011 - Report this comment
I love you you love me barney gave me hiv it started wiht a hug and ended on the floor I got raped by a dinosaur
Emma - July 28, 2011 - Report this comment
I hate you. You hate me lets stick barney up a tree with a arrow in his back and a bullet in his head sorry kids but barneys dead hahaha
clownkiller - September 12, 2011 - Report this comment
i hate u u hate me let get together and kill barney with a big shotgun shoot him in the head now we know that barneys dead
Porfle Popnecker - September 12, 2011 - Report this comment
However I look it's plain to see, I hate you and you hate me...however I look it's plain to see, I hate you and yooou haaate meeee...
ihatebarney - January 10, 2012 - Report this comment
where does barney live
unanimousw - February 25, 2012 - Report this comment
very funny
Rebekah Dub - February 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Although I won't be singing this parody in front of my niece, I enjoyed it. =)
Purple Dino Eater - February 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Does anyone know what ever became of Misty?
0ar3en - February 29, 2012 - Report this comment
sexy barny
luke - March 10, 2012 - Report this comment
i hate u you hate me lets go out and kill barney with an m16 and a bullet full of led now lets shoot of barneys head!!!! hate the stupid purple dinosaur !!!!!!! :)
Point Blank - March 11, 2012 - Report this comment
In the college computer lab where I did a lot of work our screensavers consisted of an animation of Barney saying, "Ah-HUH!", then there's 2 shots of gunfire. Bang Bang Barney is DEAD!
barneyufreakinsuck - April 10, 2012 - Report this comment
LOL!! Barney, you freakin suck get an RPG and shoot your head with it, weirdo
pandasrule - April 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Barney is viloent and one time he was drinking really bad drugs. We should remove him from tv.
pandasrule - April 20, 2012 - Report this comment
I hate you, you hate me. Let's get together and kill Barney. I shot him with a shot gun he's not dead yet. Flush him down toilet until he's dead. Barney is violent.
hipposrule - April 20, 2012 - Report this comment
i hate u u hate me lets get together and kill bareny with a rpg and then smuther his face in the toilet. and then fluse his head down the toilet and I HATE BARENY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Porfle Popnecker - April 20, 2012 - Report this comment
@ pandasrule -- Barney did NOT drink bad drugs!!! He injected them.
Kiock - May 11, 2012 - Report this comment
I Hate Him He Hates Me Lets Hang Barney From A Tree With A Kick And A Punch And A Bullet To His Head Now That Purple Freak Is Dead
pandasrule - June 21, 2012 - Report this comment
When could Barney be removed from tv? When will he die? Ok he is going to die right now! I hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill Barney with an alto saxophone, and blow it into his ear, now Barney can not hear. He is now less annoying ya cuz it a came from a boy named Elmo! I hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill Barney after he was deaf a chef came running with a 100 pound deer and ripped his ear. I hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill Barney with the cops come to sneak up with a sniper Elmo gives him a wedgie ha ha Barney wears diapers, now he is acting so hiper. I hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill Barney when he is hiking a bear attacked him and ate his head now he is bloody and dead! Yay I killed Barney lol!
pandasrule - June 21, 2012 - Report this comment
hi misty i left 3 comments but that girl Roxy said something mean to you and you should tell her well everyone has their own opinions, and some people really hate Barney cuz he is annoying so tell her to get a life and say how would you like it if i made fun of your song. I think your song is funny and if you have kids when you grow up always never let them watch Barney cuz how stupid he is! Ok I hope Roxy did not hurt your feelings.
yan - July 17, 2012 - Report this comment
here's mine i love u u love me lets go out and kill barney with a big shot gun and barney on the floor no more stupid/purple dinosaur
Notzura - August 27, 2012 - Report this comment
let me just say;I hate u u hate me barney gave me H.I.V with a hug and kiss here and there now im in intensive care. oh and i made this up on my own MWAH HAH HHAAHH HAH barneys dead BARNEYS DEAD
Sophia - August 29, 2012 - Report this comment
i love youyou love me.lets go out and kill barney with a bang bang shotgun youre here for no more bayot dinosaur
Notzura - September 04, 2012 - Report this comment
i fixed up my first barney parody i posted so here it goes:i rape u u rape barney gave me H.I.V. with a hug and a kiss here and there now im in intensive
Britz - September 07, 2012 - Report this comment
I never like Barney, and if anyone likes him, they got brainwash long ago. Plus youtube "elmo kills barney" here's a song: i love you, you love me, lets get the navy and kill barney, and together we will win, and guess what, now he is dead. :) Yay! World Peace now! (i bet the person who made barney got murdered. i can see why to.)
ME - September 25, 2012 - Report this comment
I hate you, you hate me Barney gave me HIV So I kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head Now that purple bastards dead
india - October 18, 2012 - Report this comment
i think this song is funny and a bit harsh for children !!! but Barney is a little freaky !!!!!
Lightning - October 25, 2012 - Report this comment
I hate you you hate me Elmo has just shot barney, with an M15 and and M44 No more purple dinosaur Oh My God Barney survived, I just found him on the side, with an M15 and an M44 Now theres a purple dinosaur I hate you you hate me I just shot that damn Barney, With Elmos guns I shot him in the head, Thank the lord that gay dino's dead I hate you you hate me, Barney gave me HIV, it started with a kiss but barney wanted more, I got Raped by a dinosaur
Me - November 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Barney is a fat guy from our imagination, He's so stupid that the people who watch him need some medication!
f barney - December 04, 2012 - Report this comment
i hate u u hate me barney smashed my new tv so i went to the store bought a new 44 no more purple dinosaur
quality replica watches - December 12, 2012 - Report this comment
i really like it very much
tea - January 18, 2013 - Report this comment
This is a really good read for me. Must agree that you are one of the coolest blogger I ever saw. Thanks for posting this useful information. This was just what I was on looking for.
BARNEY= KABOOM - April 03, 2013 - Report this comment
i hate you, you hate me so lets go kill Barney with a baseball bat and a 4 by 4, no more purple dinosaur
that damn barney - June 14, 2013 - Report this comment
there is no good side in barney. it just kills you. what is even worse is that i have to watch it when i am in my dads car. and the barney thing is so long i dont know how kids dont get bored from it. I JUST HATE THAT DAMN DINOSAUR.
Dumb Barney - August 09, 2013 - Report this comment
I HATE BARNEY! HE IS SO ANNOYING! I WONDER WHY THOSE PEOPLE EVER MADE UP BARNEY STUPID BARNEY!
dumb ways to die - October 25, 2013 - Report this comment
Barney song I hate you, you hate me, let's get together and kill barney, with a big shotgun and barney's on the floor, no more stupid dinosaur. I love this song, I just don't know that it has many version,
cvb - November 17, 2013 - Report this comment
To the tune of On top of spagetti On top of a school bus all covered with glue, I shot poor Barney with a .32. He went to the hospital and guess what he said;' I'm so sorry kids, but your pal barney's dead.
Brittney - January 02, 2014 - Report this comment
I know another one its like joy to the world that barneys dead we barbecued his head dont worry bout the body we flushed it down the potty know theres nothing left oh now theres nothing left joy oh joy that barneys dead
Die Barney Die! - May 30, 2014 - Report this comment
I don't really get why it says "I hate you, you hate me" when we sing it it should be "I hate you, you love me" and reverse when Barney sings it. Anyway's here's mine a mix of I love you and alphabet: a b c d e f g barney is my enemy stick a shotgun up his butt pull the trigger there he goes! (I love you) no more purple dinosaur! Sorry kids but stupid Barney's dead!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/barney0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 60631