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Song Parodies -> "Every body Does Coke"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody Says Don't"

Original Performer:

Barbra Streisand

Parody Song Title:

"Every body Does Coke"

Parody Written by:

Jason J.

The Lyrics

Every body does coke every body does coke every body does though it isn't right, makes you feel so nice
Every body does coke every body says don't your heart will stop, don't your money flops, don't youll've buggy eyes
Well I say do, I say
Smoke many bowls till your heart explodes I say inhale
Sniff if you have to, but come on what the hell
Every body seeks cans everybody wants straws everybody stays up for days on end
When they do that then, druggy that's a sign
Nine times out of ten, addict you're doing some time
Use it as a diet
Come on be brave
This time a reason
Next time a crave
Sometimes your lines will be small
Scrounging the cheapest 8 ball
Yes you'll experience withdrawals
But it's better than not snorting at all
Some body says no stop mustn't rock the coke
Won't fit in your vein
Every body does coke no body can wait every body will pant beyond us all even though there heart
May be suffering
Well I stay dry
I'll stay locked in my bedroom crawling on my knees jonesing for more
Talking a mile a minute and white mustache I adore - yeah
Every body gets high, every body may die
Everybody cries all around for dealers too
This is good ole USA
I insist on needles too, if you do then cover girl will hide the bruise so what the hay
Use some cocaine
Written/recorded in 2001 by Jason Singer/Lyricist/Performer

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