So, you've got a runny toilet
And your sink is full of dirt
When your pipes are getting rusty
And the shower never works

Well, I've got a good suggestion
That might help your water flow
Two guys can restore all your appliances
And at a reasonable price

The Plumbers will come soon
And they can help you clean out your sink
Side by side they'll use their plungers faithfully and surely
The Plumbers will come soon

Well, now is your kitchen getting wetter?
Pick up the phone and call today
Knowing they'll be here in an hour
If they are not to far away

Theres just no time when your pipes are all bulging,
Would you rather be wet or dry?
The rich, the poor, the strong, the weak,
They all will need a shower,
So they'll pitch in and keep us dry
They'll pitch in and keep us dry

(Guitar Solo)

I'm not good at fixing showers,
And I dont always flush and rinse,
If your pipes are made of copper,
Then they cannot be very strong

The Plumbers will come soon
And they can help you clean out your sink
Side by side they'll use their plungers faithfully and surely
The Plumbers will come soon
Plumbers will come soon
Plumbers will come soon
Plumbers will come soon