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Song Parodies -> "I've Got No Pants"

Original Song Title:

"You've Got a Chance"

Original Performer:

Bad Religion

Parody Song Title:

"I've Got No Pants"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

The Lyrics

Look out for me! A flasher in disguise
I'm waiting in the mall
For un-suspecting eyes
The people mind their business
Behind the casheir lines
Sitting here and waiting
They'll sure get a surprise

I've got no pants on or underwear today
Open my trenchcoat and people run away
Run down the street and maybe do a belly dance
You might get a glance
I've got no pants

Run onto the football feild, now I am on TV,
I try to give America a better look at me
All my neighbors and my friends,
They don't discriminate
Only the police care if you're running down the interestate

I've got no pants on or underwear today
Open my trenchcoat and people run away
Run down the street and maybe do a belly dance
You might get a glance
I've got no pants

I'm tired of being in trouble
And put in prison
I want to flash again

They've got the right intentions
I've had too much to drink
I've got a moon appointment,
Over at the ice rink
I'm walking in the stratosphere
Pants are on the floor
If pants are such an extra burden
Why wear them anymore?

I've got no pants on or underwear today
Open my trenchcoat and people run away
Run down the street and maybe do a belly dance
You might get a glance
I've got no pants

I've got no pants
I feel free-er every day
Open my trenchcoat you see from far away
Don't you believe being naked is ok?
You might get a glance
I've got no pants...
jonny_marko@hotmail.com

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LadyGaladriel - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
*hysterical laughter* Love it, love it. 555.

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