I think this is a song I could parody about any subject at any time...

Ah ah ah-ah... ah ah ah-ah Lay-Z-Boys! (4x)

don't think you're fine in chairs of cedar or pine
don't lie in hammocks every day all the time
don't sit on stools when at the bar like the fools
Cause none of them even will recline into a full bed

so...
Ah ah ah-ah... ah ah ah-ah Lay-Z-Boys! (4x)

It's so comfortable, the leather pads are stuffed full
The warranty here is good for 25 years
If you don't want to pay, just put it on layaway
our leather covers never stain, good for every day!

so...
Ah ah ah-ah... ah ah ah-ah Lay-Z-Boys! (1,000,000x)