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Song Parodies -> "Golden Retriever"
Original Song Title:
"Generator"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bad Religion
Parody Song Title:
"Golden Retriever"
Parody Written by:
DarkJon64
The Lyrics
Bite the cop
Bite the mail man
Bite your metacarpal bone
I am covered with fur, filled with joy and true gladness
And every stick that's thrown I will return
I just want to explore
And sniff some people's jeans
Catch a frisbee while flyin'
And run under trampolines
I'll devour a bag of Kibbles
I'll eat anything thats canned
I'll bark only when it's silent
I'll track mud on the floor
I'm a golden retriever
Oh yeah, oh yeah
I'll track mud on the floor
Wash me clean and I will roll
Around in dirt some more
My tail's not very long
There's a bone in the trash bin
My tongue is always hanging out
I try to bite the wind
Stick my nose out the car window
I've got my doggy door
I pee on your couches
I track mud on the floor
I'm a golden retriever
Oh yeah, oh yeah
I'll track mud on the floor
Wash me clean and I will roll
Around in dirt some more
(dog howling to the tune of the "oh oh"'s)
Bite the mail man
Bite your metacarpal bone
I am covered with fur, filled with joy and true gladness
And every stick that's thrown I will return
I just want to explore
And sniff some people's jeans
Catch a frisbee while flyin'
And run under trampolines
I'll devour a bag of Kibbles
I'll eat anything thats canned
I'll bark only when it's silent
I'll track mud on the floor
I'm a golden retriever
Oh yeah, oh yeah
I'll track mud on the floor
Wash me clean and I will roll
Around in dirt some more
My tail's not very long
There's a bone in the trash bin
My tongue is always hanging out
I try to bite the wind
Stick my nose out the car window
I've got my doggy door
I pee on your couches
I track mud on the floor
I'm a golden retriever
Oh yeah, oh yeah
I'll track mud on the floor
Wash me clean and I will roll
Around in dirt some more
(dog howling to the tune of the "oh oh"'s)
jonny_marko@hotmail.com
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