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Song Parodies -> "American Cheeses"

Original Song Title:

"American Jesus"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bad Religion

Parody Song Title:

"American Cheeses"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

The Lyrics

This is one of my favorite parodies that I wrote. This one was originally unsubmitted because the song is not very popular, but anyone who likes Bad Religion is sure to enjoy this one as much as I do.
I don't need to be a health nutritionist
Cause I found a way to eat real great
I'm member of the Safeway discount club
Purchase dairy products in aisle 8

There are cheeses in all shapes and sizes and
There are cheeses from every town
Now here's a snack that makes a real fine sandwich
On white, rye, wheat, or brown

We've got the American cheeses
See them in the deli case
We've got the American cheeses
All of them taste really really great

I feel hungry for some fresh Queso Blanco
'Cuz so few appreciate the taste.
At least the foreigners can make some good Havarti
But they cant compete with Monterey

Only colby jack can get to be expensive but
It is worth it when you have one bite
We've got a sample tray you can try
And the garbage can's right over there

We've got the American cheeses
Mozzarella, Monterey
We've got the American cheeses
All of them taste really really great


BRIDGE:
(Background: We got, we lots, we got your parmesan
( Try me, for free, product found in aisle three
( Orange, one tinge, we'll take your special orders
( Old cheese, new cheese, we are the champions!)


Asiago, blue and brick
Cheddar and colby jack
Cottage cheese and farmer cheese and Gorgonzola

Havarti, Kasseri,
Fontina and Edam
Parmesan, pepato, swiss and Queso Blanco

There's Scamorza, Teleme,
Cammembert and Colby,
Provolone and Muenster and Port du Salut

Mozzerella, Mascarpone
Ricotta, Romano

and i'm fearful that
we left out 3

We've got the American cheeses
Mozzarella, Monterey
We've got the American cheeses
All of them taste really really great

We've got the American cheeses
Mozzarella, Monterey
We've got the American cheeses
All of them taste really really great
Yeah!

Mozzerella... Parmesan...

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