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Song Parodies -> "3 Ozzy's & A Merv"

Original Song Title:

"Three Lions"

Original Performer:

Baddiel & Skinner

Parody Song Title:

"3 Ozzy's & A Merv"

Parody Written by:

Rhee Hormes & Pixtonchuck

The Lyrics

This here is the theme tune to a new craze that is sweeping the nation known as Office Chair Slapball. It originated in a little known town in the UK called swindon in at the headquarters of ZFS. The founders will not disclose their real names for legal reasons.
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Slapball's coming home

It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Slapball's coming home

It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Slapball's coming home

It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Slapball's coming home

Nobody seems to know the scores
For a Winton or Puppy Paws
or seesaw, we're not sure
Panter's gonna; serve it my way
When he's in between saves
'Cos we know how to play
Office Chair Slapball

3 Ozzy's and a Merv
To the cry of "TIMMY!"
2 slaps before you serve
a kiss comes off the ceiling

So many tricks, that Lisa cheers
With headsets on our ears
Wrap arounds, growing beards
An Irwin or three, that slap of the ball
And when Dave took a call
We called it a draw
Against Norwich Union

3 Ozzy's and a Merv
To the cry of "TIMMY!"
2 slaps before you serve
a kiss comes off the ceiling

We can slap Coxy's ball
When we're not taking calls

It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Slapball's coming home

It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Slapball's coming home

(Repeat chorus to fade)
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