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Song Parodies -> "Damn Cold Lake"

Original Song Title:

"Damn Cold Night"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavign

Parody Song Title:

"Damn Cold Lake"

Parody Written by:

Smeagol

The Lyrics

this is from ron point of view in the forth book, second task.
i'm sitting in the lake,
im very very wet,
i thought that youd be here, by now...
theres nothing but mermaids,
im hoping ill be found,
im listening but theres no so sound...

isn't anyone trying to find me,
wont sombody come take me... up,

its a damn, cold, lake!
agreeing to this task, was a, mistake...
wont you, take me by the hand take me somewhere new,
i dont know where you are but i, i need youuuuuuuu...

im floating with the fish,
if i only had one wish,
id ask that youd be here..RIGHT NOW..
cause nothins goin' right,
and everthings a mess,
and no one wants to be here,

isn't anyone trying to find me,
wont sombody come take me... up,
its a damn, cold, lake!
agreeing to this task, was a, mistake...
wont you, take me by the hand take me somewhere new,
i dont know where you are but i, i need youuuuuuuu...
by: Smeagol and anya0183

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 24

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lebeiw15 - February 28, 2003 - Report this comment
The pacing was okay. I didn't find it funny at all though. And the song title is "I'm With You" by Avril Lavigne.
nuero - February 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, it's really not funny. The pacing is alright, but it doesn't make any sense. And mermaids aren't real.
bubblegum_superstar - February 28, 2003 - Report this comment
you need to have read harry potter 4 to get this. i thought it was ok
Gollum - March 01, 2003 - Report this comment
It's tricksy! We thoughtses it wrote a parody about us! *Hssss!* It takeses our name, talks about our lake, precious, and then eet ees parody about Potter. Eet ees bad parody. We hates it forever! We hates it forever! We kids because we loveses. But seriously, this is not very funny, and I read the books (and enjoyed them).
lebeiw15 - March 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Maybe you should have mentioned in your song that this song is about Harry Potter 4... I doubt that everyone knows who "Ron" is and what "Book 4" is... it certainly confused me at least...
Heather o.O - March 02, 2003 - Report this comment
wow,that sucked.u didnt really change the song alot either,and u got the title wrong.and spelled her name wrong to.....u should really ckeck yourself kido.
anonomous - March 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought it was very clever how you found the connection between "im with you" and damn cold lake, even if you did get the name wrong. i thought it was very funny.
arwen - March 07, 2003 - Report this comment
harry potter is a loser. Lotr is waaaaayyyyy better. muahahhahaha
ywsf - April 28, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought it was very clever. the pacing was fine.
little lion - April 29, 2003 - Report this comment
guess who? haha! but seriouslty, it was good
I wish I was Bob Geldof - June 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Shouldn't this parady belong in the 00's Sme??????????? :#

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