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Song Parodies -> "3 Billion Dollars"

Original Song Title:

"8 Million Stories"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

A Tribe Called Quest

Parody Song Title:

"3 Billion Dollars"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song about how you have to spend 3 billion dollars in money.
Went to Walmart to get the wallet
This wallet you found out is 3 billion dollars
The seller oh yeah there's money in my jacket
Somebody broke into my cash and wanted to sell it
Yo tip I tell you man the seller's trying it
But I'm goin to stay strong cause I want to buying it
Tonight I'm winning the lottery
I don't have time to wear
You know I've got to look handsome in the biggest clothing
Cool I found something so I ironed it
I think I caught up on the phone
Oh shit I'm trying it
Will someone tell me what did I do to deserve this?
I think I'll pull out my ticket for Sunday service.
My little brother wants a live show, cool I'm getting it
Took him down to Target, they have to sellin it
Here we go with the crying, yo he's throwing fits
My own dollars blowing up, I can't take this shit
Finally got what he wanted now he's good to buy
Again the robers smashed, were's my expansion?
One time the car was in the shop I had to borrow see...
They had to get on the car oh you he'll kill me
Where the hell did they do? I'm goin to smack her up
I got the subscription for Netflix and she cold stood me up
I need to hit a hunny off yo drill pas me the film
Pulled out my hooker hoes, oh yo Sheela's home
Steady smiling like a mother yo I'm subscribing to HBO Max
Went down on hun, she's in the red zone
Stressed out more than one could ever be
Forever trying to subscribe to other streamers
Everybody knows I go to New York often
Got on a flight then I ended up in St. Louis
With all these trials and tribulations yo I've been affected
And to top it off, Kansas got be cool

Just last week my money was stressing me
Now her best friend be 6 billion dollars
Well I was seeing the best movies lit
Now I'm tricking on her like Kinte'
Bought a bag of face masks from the COVID branch
Walking towards the doctor, here come the COVID-19
Now I'm pandemic bound for the money sticks
I bought it for my man, I don't believe this shit
Cases sat me down from the ball team
Cause I was breakin niggaz on the new cases
Some new cases cross town was trying to stick me
All I had was to do, three billion dollars
Picked up this gir in the hoopty
Just because of her rhymes she tried to soup me
Pay for this and pay for that loot for nails and hair
Who the hell do you think I am, Carol Jefferson?
Go and get a ticket job then can we look cute
Even if you get me cash, you'll neva see my loot
She wasn't even all of that just anothe hooker
Took the journey that ass way, quick like Jennifer Garner
Sometimes you got put the hoes in their freakin place
Just move from in front me with your botty face!

My girl Edie in the house, huh {come on, come on}
The movie in the house, huh {come on, come on}
Peacock is in the house, huh {come on, come on}
My service is in the house, huh {come on, come on}
Jennifer is in the house, huh {come on, come on}
Courteney in the house, huh {come on, come on}
My man Lisa in the house, huh {come on, come on}
My man Brian in the house, huh {come on, come on}
(Help me, help me, help me, help me, help me, help me... EDDIE!)
Well three billion dollars spend out...

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