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Song Parodies -> "I Want Chinese"

Original Song Title:

"I Want Candy"

Original Performer:

Arron Carter

Parody Song Title:

"I Want Chinese"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

i've been craving chinese for about 2 days now and luckily the shinese restaraunt opens up today :) heres another from my song a day campaign :
I want some food that's rough, yet sweet,
Some food so good it can't be beat,
Some take out is what i desire,
Something that's cooked on an open fire,


I want Chinese (x 4)

Go to the store when hunger comes,
I try to eat all the crumbs,
Yes my rice, that's what Shadow ordered,
So sweet it makes my mouth water,


I want Chinese (x 4)

Chinese food doesn't have much of a bill,
Around 5.92 is the price for a fill,
Someday soon you'll open near me,
Then I'll have chinese all the time,


I want Chinese (x 4)

Chinese in the morning time,?
Chinese rite before bed time,
Chinese is all that i need,
All I want is some Chinese!
ok the part about the open fire is cuz some thimes on shows and movies, rise and chinese food and such appear to be cooked on an open fire....

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Wasabi - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Whoahoahoahoaohoahoahaohaoh CHINEEEEEEEEESSEE! Awesome, dude. 555

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