There was a time
When I was a naughty kitten
I pooped on your floor
Every other day
Knocked over my bo...wls
And shredded all your curtains
Oh.........yes.. I was depraved
But then you grabbed me by the scruff
And locked me in my cage
I stared at you in shock
Then begain to howl with rage


Now I'm howlin' 'cause you jailed me
And I feel like you failed me
How could this thing come to be?
And I'm howling 'cause I want out
I'll be so good, please have no doubt
If you will just set me free(please)

You opened the door....
And told me "better behave"
I looked at you
Back went both my ears
You turned a...round
I took my time and waited
Put 4 sets of claws
in your giant rear
I watched you scream in shock
Your face turned red with rage
"You good for nothing cat
"You're going back in that cage!"

Now I'm laughing 'cause you're fussing'
What fun to hear you cussin'
I'm way up high, can't get at me
And I think I'd better stay there
When you spot me....you still glare...
Just like an an...gry moma bear


I was howlin' when you jailed me
And I feel like you failed me
How could this thing come to be?
Now I'm howling 'cause I want out
I'll be so good, please have no doubt
If you will just set me free!

And I'm laughing 'cause you're fussing'
What fun to hear you cussin'
I'm way up high, can't get at me
And I think I'd better stay there
When you spot me you still glare.....
Just like an an..gry moma bear.

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!