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Song Parodies -> "Bit**y Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Barbie Girl"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Bit**y Girl"

Parody Written by:

Born 2 Bit**

The Lyrics

Ken: Hi ya Bitch!
Barbie: Hi Ken!
Ken: You wanna go for a ride?
Barbie: Sure Ken!
Ken: Jump in!
Barbie: I'm a bitchy girl, in my bitchy world
Life's fantastic, making fun of spastics
You are jealous my hair, boys undress me everywhere
Procrastination, Life is my vacation.
Ken: Come on Bitchy, Let's go party
Barbie: I'm a popular girl, in my dream world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your girl
Ken: You're my bitch, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, let's get horny
Barbie: You can touch, you can play, you can say I'm always yours
Barbie: I'm a bitchy girl, in my bitchy world
Life's fantastic, using daddy's plastic
You are jealous of my hair, boys undress me everywhere
Imagination, Life is my vacation
Ken: Come on bitch, Let's go party
Barbie: Ha ha ha yeah
Ken: come on bitchy, let's go party
Barbie: ooh ooh
Barbie: Make me walk, make me talk, do what ever you please
I'm a star, I'll go far,I can lap dance with ease
Ken: Come onto my lap, be my friend, let's do it again
Hear the sound, let's fuck around, let's get pissed
Barbie: You can touch, you can play, you can say I'm always yours
You can touch, you can play, you can say I'm always yours
Barbie: Oh I'm having so much fun!
Ken: Well, Bitch, we're just getting started
Barbie: Oh, I love you Ken!

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Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 12

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Sabrina - February 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Huh? - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
So it's okay to say the F word? I didn't realize that....
Samara - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thats funny, but a bit weird! u have a dirty dirty mind!!!
Em - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
this is funny shit
gohn - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
what a bitchi music
hono - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
i was laughing so hard i almost shit my pants!!!!LOL
:P - June 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Solid Snake kicks your a$$! - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
...Funny,in a sick way.
The Idiot. - October 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Lol. It's better then the original version, anyway. I was wondering wheather You/Anyone knew this Version of the "Barbie Girl" song. "Barbie is a B1tch. She really is a Witch. I hate her. Why does Ken date Her." I forgot the other Lyrics, Email me if You know what I'm talking. I heard it was sung by two Guys.

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