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Song Parodies -> "Palin Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Barbie Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aqua

Parody Song Title:

"Palin Girl"

Parody Written by:

Luminous Veil

The Lyrics

Hi Sarah
Hi John!
Do you want to run for Vice President of the United States?
Sure John!
Jump in...

I'm a Palin girl, in a Palin world
From Alaska, in Wasilla!
I can kill a moose, and wear high-heel shoes
A firearm nation, this is your protection!
Come on quickly, let's Tea Party!

I'm a Palin girl, in a Palin world
Don't need plastic, I'm fantastic!
I wear lipstick too, and my dog does too
But it's real kitsch, she is still a real bitch.

I'm a hot sexy girl, in conservative world
Beauty queen, all dressed up, to look pretty
You're with me, running mate, you're a glamorous queen
Unlike me, John McCain, old and wrinkly
You can look, you can stroke, if you say "My vote is yours"

I'm a Palin girl, in a Palin world.
From Alaska, in Wasilla!
Got a teenage mom, gosh they've dropped the bomb
Information, all over the nation

Come on quickly, let's Tea Party
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on quickly, let's Tea Party
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on quickly, let's Tea Party
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on quickly, let's Tea Party
(uu-oooh-u)

I can see, from my house, Russia's northeastern end
Vote for me, I'm a girl, to the White House you send.
Come join in, female friend, run together again
I'm the brain, you're the bod, Let's Tea Party
You can look, you can stroke, if you say "My vote is yours"
You can look, you can stroke, if you say "My vote is yours"

Come on quickly, let's Tea Party
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on quickly, let's Tea Party
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on quickly, let's Tea Party
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on quickly, let's Tea Party
(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a Palin girl, in a Palin world
From Alaska, in Wasilla!
I can kill a moose, and wear high-heel shoes
A firearm nation, this is your protection!
Come on quickly, let's Tea Party!

I'm a Palin girl, in a Palin world
From Alaska, in Wasilla!
I can kill a moose, and wear high-heel shoes
A firearm nation, this is your protection!
Come on quickly, let's Tea Party!

Come on quickly, let's Tea Party
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on quickly, let's Tea Party
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on quickly, let's Tea Party
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on quickly, let's Tea Party
(uu-oooh-u)

Oh John, I think I can be president
No you can't, you're too dumb
No I'm not!

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Jackpot the Polar Bear - May 07, 2010 - Report this comment
You pretty much said it all. Kudos!
Lee - May 08, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL! Great parody and well said. 5's.

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