Song Parodies -> Emo Girl
| Original Song Title: | "Barbie Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Aqua |
| Parody Song Title: | "Emo Girl" |
| Parody Written by: | Rachel |
This song is about a nine-year-old emo girl named Sylvana.
Hi Sylvana!
Go away, Cecil!
Do you wanna ride on my scooter?
Eww, no way!
I'll date you one of these days...
I'm an emo girl, I don't like this world
Wanna kill me, Got cut-up knees
I always wear black, my room smells like dead rats
Bad depression, I don't wanna freshen
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
I'm an emo girl, I don't like this world
Wanna kill me, got cut-up knees
I always wear black, my room smells like dead rats
Bad depression, I don't wanna freshen
I'm a sad, lonely girl, optimists make me hurl
Paint my nails, I like black, I starve myself
You're filthy, too skinny, an extreme pessimist,
Cuts up here, cuts down there, everywhere ...
Don't bug me, leave me alone, my life sucks to the max
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm an emo girl, I don't like this world
Wanna kill me, got cut-up knees
I always wear black, my room smells like dead rats
Bad depression, I don't wanna freshen
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u)
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u)
I am sad, I get mad, really easily
I don’t belong here, Lord, I’m begging you please!
What’s with you, sour girl, are you from this world,
Stop it now, how long have you been through this phase
Don't bug me, leave me alone, my life sucks to the max
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u)
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u)
I'm an emo girl, I don't like this world
Wanna kill me, Got cut-up knees
I always wear black, my room smells like dead rats
Bad depression, I don't wanna freshen
I'm an emo girl, I don't like this world
Wanna kill me, Got cut-up knees
I always wear black, my room smells like dead rats
Bad depression, I don't wanna freshen
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u)
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u)
Are we done with playing with your dolls yet?
We’re just getting started, silly!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Go away, Cecil!
Do you wanna ride on my scooter?
Eww, no way!
I'll date you one of these days...
I'm an emo girl, I don't like this world
Wanna kill me, Got cut-up knees
I always wear black, my room smells like dead rats
Bad depression, I don't wanna freshen
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
I'm an emo girl, I don't like this world
Wanna kill me, got cut-up knees
I always wear black, my room smells like dead rats
Bad depression, I don't wanna freshen
I'm a sad, lonely girl, optimists make me hurl
Paint my nails, I like black, I starve myself
You're filthy, too skinny, an extreme pessimist,
Cuts up here, cuts down there, everywhere ...
Don't bug me, leave me alone, my life sucks to the max
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm an emo girl, I don't like this world
Wanna kill me, got cut-up knees
I always wear black, my room smells like dead rats
Bad depression, I don't wanna freshen
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u)
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u)
I am sad, I get mad, really easily
I don’t belong here, Lord, I’m begging you please!
What’s with you, sour girl, are you from this world,
Stop it now, how long have you been through this phase
Don't bug me, leave me alone, my life sucks to the max
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u)
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u)
I'm an emo girl, I don't like this world
Wanna kill me, Got cut-up knees
I always wear black, my room smells like dead rats
Bad depression, I don't wanna freshen
I'm an emo girl, I don't like this world
Wanna kill me, Got cut-up knees
I always wear black, my room smells like dead rats
Bad depression, I don't wanna freshen
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u)
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Please Sylvana, get out of this trauma!
(uu-oooh-u uu-oooh-u)
Are we done with playing with your dolls yet?
We’re just getting started, silly!
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
P.S. Cecil is this nerdy boy who has a crush on Ivanna.
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ha ha
this is better than the parody i wrote for this song
(charlies girls
This an ausome song! Absolutley love the parody more then te real song lol!!!
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