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Song Parodies -> "Polly Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Barbie Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aqua

Parody Song Title:

"Polly Girl"

Parody Written by:

Blood Chocolate

The Lyrics

It's about Polly, a girl, who loves to get horny.
I'm a Polly girl, in a Polly world
Life is mini, in a string bikini.
I'm smaller than a bear, i mean a teddy bear~
Rapist nation, i go there for vacation!

[C'mon Polly, let's get horny]

I'm a Polly girl, in a Polly world
Life is mini, in a string bikini.
I'm smaller than a bear, i mean a teddy bear~
Rapist nation, i go there for vacation!

I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a *manyakis* world
Bras & Thongs are so tight, i'm a prosti.

[You're my doll, rock & roll, feel the glamour in pink
Fuck me here, rape me there, hanky-panky]

You can touch, you can play~
If you say: 'I'm yours tonight'
Oh whoaa~

I'm a Polly girl, in a Polly world
Life is mini, in a string bikini.
I'm smaller than a bear, i mean a teddy bear~
Rapist nation, i go there for vacation!

[C'mon Polly, let's get horny]
Ah ah ah, yeah!
[C'mon Polly, let's get horny]
Ooh, whoaa, ooh whoaa~
[C'mon Polly, let's get horny]
Ah ah ah, yeah!
[C'mon Polly, let's get horny]
Ooh, whoaa, ooh whoaa~

Make me hump, make me jump, touch whatever you please
I can act like a star, i take off my panty.

[Come jump in, be my friend, let us DO IT again
Moan in bed, enough said, start the party]

You can touch, you can play~
If you say: 'I'm yours tonight' (2x)

[C'mon Polly, let's get horny]
Ah ah ah, yeah!
[C'mon Polly, let's get horny]
Ooh, whoaa, ooh whoaa~
[C'mon Polly, let's get horny]
Ah ah ah, yeah!
[C'mon Polly, let's get horny]
Ooh, whoaa, ooh whoaa~

I'm a Polly girl, in a Polly world
Life is mini, in a string bikini.
I'm smaller than a bear, i mean a teddy bear~
Rapist nation, i go there for vacation! (2x)

[C'mon Polly, let's get horny]
Ah ah ah, yeah!
[C'mon Polly, let's get horny]
Ooh, whoaa, ooh whoaa~
[C'mon Polly, let's get horny]
Ah ah ah, yeah!
[C'mon Polly, let's get horny]
Ooh, whoaa, ooh whoaa~

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 6

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Mr Critic - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Appalling. Woeful. Misanthropic. Disgusting
Jason - April 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Welcome back Mr Critic! Where have you been all this time?
None Ya Buzzinezz - April 20, 2007 - Report this comment
THis is totally innapropiate
unknown - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment
That was Sick

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