-> "The Family Nerd"
Original Song Title:
"Barbie Girl"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Family Nerd"
Parody Written by:
J- No
The Lyrics
My big fat uncle earl, munches on cheese curls
He needs to diet or there'll be a riot
Getting off the coach his only exercise
For the year at least wipe off that smear
Look at you your so dirty
My big fat uncle earl, needs to go get out
And be the next great Girl Scout.
He's like a beanbag that knows every country's flag
It's in his fate to never have a single date
He likes to play Halo whenever he can
Shoot him here, shoot him there, he'll stick you anywhere
He likes Spongebob and Patrick and the rest of the gang
He wears a gold tooth by his fang
You can look you can't touch
That star wars suit is his pride and illegal bride
My big fat uncle earl, found a dress that fit
Please get rid of it before I vomit
He wears extra large in men's underwear
If they were smaller I think they'd tear.
Look at you your so dirty
Look at you your so dirty
Look at you your so dirty
Look at you your so dirty
Can you walk, can you run, and I know you can't sprint
They invented these things called breath mints
Take one please because your breath smells like Swiss cheese
Hit the shower use soap and shampoo could do miracles for you
Check your pits wash that clay
And stop freaking over 15th century wars
Check your pits and wash out that clay
And stop freaking over 15th century wars
Look at you your so dirty
Look at you your so dirty
Look at you your so dirty
Look at you your so dirty
My big fat uncle earl, munches on cheese curls
He needs to diet or there'll be a riot
Getting off the coach his only exercise
For the year at least wipe off that smear
My big fat uncle earl, needs to go get out
And be the next great Girl Scout.
He's like a beanbag that knows every country's flag
It's in his fate to never have a single date
Look at you your so dirty
Look at you your so dirty
Look at you your so dirty
Look at you your so dirty
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