- Hi Barbie!
- Hi Ken!
- You wanna write parodies?
- Sure, Ken!
- Jump in!
- Ha ha ha ha!

Parody authors - music saboteurs
Life in music, I get my kicks
We re-right old tunes, or read up others' croons
Imagination, this is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

Parody authors - the words are out of doors
Writing lyrics, or a remix
You can steal a song, then make the lyrics wrong
It may be joyful, but won't beat original

AmIRight, AmIWrong to criticize a song?
Speed it up, slow it down, it's new music
Pop or soul, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Change the words, write the funnier lyrics

You can change, then record
You can put it on the net, oooh whoa

Parody authors - they are overscored
Life in tempo, an electric glow
You can make the verse, it will always be worse
The original, will make your song painful

Parody Authors are stingy, ha ha ha, yeah
Parody Authors are stingy, oooh, oooh
Parody Authors are stingy, ha ha ha, yeah
Parody Authors are stingy, oooh, oooh

Give me sores, give me chores, do whatever you please
Just don't write badly rhyming parodies
Leave it be, set me free, let us hear good old song
Hit the road, with your load of parodies

You can't sing, you can't rhyme
You can't even write good music
You can't sing, you can't rhyme
You can't even write good music

Parody Authors are stingy, ha ha ha, yeah
Parody Authors are stingy, oooh, oooh
Parody Authors are stingy, ha ha ha, yeah
Parody Authors are stingy, oooh, oooh

Parody Authors, the ones we abhor
It ain't rhyming, dreadful timing
You couldn't start or end, a song your life depends
Your songs are boring, terrible for mornings

Parody Authors - corespondence course
I suggest it, it's getting drastic
You can cut my hair, and kick me anywhere
As long as you don't play that stuff out of tone

Parody Authors are stingy, ha ha ha, yeah
Parody Authors are stingy, oooh, oooh
Parody Authors are stingy, ha ha ha, yeah
Parody Authors are stingy, oooh, oooh

- Oh, Parody writing is no fun!
- Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
- Oh, I hate you Ken!