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Song Parodies -> "Chinese Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Barbie Girl"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Chinese Girl"

Parody Written by:

Brittany & Sasha

The Lyrics

I'm a chinese girl
in a chinese world
life with chopstix
its fantostix
you can eat my rice
with butter its real nice
im a relation to wong chong ching chong nation

your so chinese you eat rice please
wong chong ching chong
your so chinese you eat rice please
wong ching chong wong ching chong

hey Ken lets go eat some rice
sorry but your just too dam chinese

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.5
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.1

Total Votes: 22

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   9
 2   5
 3   0
 4   4
 5   4

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Billy Boy XVB - February 02, 2005 - Report this comment
What the hell was that? I'll tell you- a raciset pice of garbage, what the hell is wrong with you? if you(s) thought that was good then your just anthor useless tool in the whole goddamm system, Please for everyones normality NERVER WRITE A SONG AGIAN YOU FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tracy - February 09, 2005 - Report this comment
You, Billy Boy claim that she is racist, yet you use a drogratory remark based upon sexual orientation.
Ticked off guy - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm Chinese! How dare you!
dog lover - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
you need to be able to hear a trial of the song
Anny - June 15, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree with Billy Bob. This parody is racist and just plain ignorant. If you don't know anything about the culture or the background of the Chinese, then don't spout off crap that you think is actually real. They don't talk like that, they are not all like that, it's just ignorant and rude to make fun of them, not to mention racist. If you think you're being funny by making stupid ignorant comments like you did in the parody, then you need a reality check. I'm not even gonna vote on this "song".

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