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Song Parodies -> "Fatty Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Barbie Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aqua

Parody Song Title:

"Fatty Girl"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi

The Lyrics

K: Hiya Barbie
B: Hi Ken
K: What'll it be?
B: 2 Quarter Pounders, a Big Man, and Large Fries
K: You Got it

I'm a Fatty Girl, in a Fast Food World
My Gut's so Big, I'm such a Pig
I eat stuff with Fat, Who Cares at all 'bout that
The Celulite, It's all right

Your so Giant, I ain't lyin'

(Oh Oh Oh)

I'm a Fatty Girl, IN a Fast Food World
Can't fit in No Winabego
2000 Pork Chops, The restraunts call the cops
Mr. Jell-o, My Mouth Says Hello

I'm a huge Gutted Girl
I Eat till I hurl
I can't fit in my cloths, I'm a Hippo
Your a Pig, Your a Hog
You could lift up a Train
How ever do you pull up your zipper

I can Eat, I can Stuff
I just have no need to be buff
OHH

I'm a Fatty Girl, in a Fast Food World
I'm a Bull, Sink in Pools
This Baby Got Back, And a Frontal Sack
I'm so Lucky, Got Budda's Tummy

Your so Giant, I ain't lyin'
Ah Ah Ah yeah
Your so Giant, I ain't lyin'
Ah Ah Ah yeah
Your so Giant, I ain't lyin'
Ah Ah Ah yeah
Your so Giant, I ain't lyin'
Oh Oh Oh

I'm a front loaded Girl
This is my World
It has Pork, Chicken Breast, and a Turkey
20 chins, 40 rolls
Fried, Never Plain
You could Eat off a Chunk of Hawaii

I can Eat, I can Chew
And I Eat, twice as You
I can Eat, I can Chew
And I Eat, twice as You

Your so Giant, I ain't lyin'
Ah Ah Ah yeah
Your so Giant, I ain't lyin'
Ah Ah Ah yeah
Your so Giant, I ain't lyin'
Ah Ah Ah yeah
Your so Giant, I ain't lyin'
Oh Oh Oh

I'm a Fatty Girl, In a Fast Food World
Inhailing French Fries, My Liver has Died
I can eat a Horse, Literaly of Corse
I can Chugg a Vat, There's nothing wrong with that

I'm a Fatty Girl, in a Fast Food World
My Gut's so Big, I'm such a Pig
I eat stuff with Fat, Who Cares at all 'bout that
The Celulite, It's all right

Your so Giant, I ain't lyin'
Ah Ah Ah yeah
Your so Giant, I ain't lyin'
Ah Ah Ah yeah
Your so Giant, I ain't lyin'
Ah Ah Ah yeah
Your so Giant, I ain't lyin'
Oh Oh Oh

K: Oh your Eating so Much Food!
B: I'm just Getting Started
K: Holy Crap!!!

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blow torch - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
it was ok but it also really creepy and another thing no matter how fat you get you can't pick up a train and what is Celulite
Mr. Je Ne Sais Quoi - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
A fatty deposit causing a dimpled or uneven appearance, as around the thighs and buttocks. The point of the train thing is, she's SO big, that a train couldn't squash her.
blow torch - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment
oh
MewSword - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
It's more decent than most of the Aqua parodies I see around here... *glares at the no-not-the-actor dude*

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