Song Parodies -> Barbie Basher
| Original Song Title: | "Barbie Girl" |
| Original Performer: | Aqua |
| Parody Song Title: | "Barbie Basher" |
| Parody Written by: | Joebean1988 |
If her voice wasn't so high; If the song wasn't techno; And if the lyrics wern't so dirty, this would be a good song. 33 on Blender's worst song list
Name) Barbie Basher
Artist) Joebean1988
Original) Barby Girl
By) Aqua
CD) Aquarium
I) Hey Barbie
Hey Ken
You know you stink
Sure
Well you do
C) I Hate Barbie Girl
The song it make's me hurl
The song is spastic
It ain't fantastic
The synth it hurts my ears
Awakens all my fears
This creation
Need so imitation
B) You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
C2) I Hate Barbie Girl
Shold be an outcast in this world
Helium Intake
Could start an earthquake
"Ken's" voice is so low
And everybody knows
This is painfull
Full of innuendo
1) She's a blond bimbo girl
In a plastic filled world
But this song is just so filthy
She is obsessed
With being undressed
This song is baned on Radio Disney
C3) I hate Barbie Girl
Now I'm gona hurl
Not as good as Cartoon Heros
The song about freakis weirdoes
I just hate the band
Not their biggest fan
What can I say
I must run away
B2) I cant sing
I cant dance
I cant even wright a song
B) You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
(Ah ha ah ah)
You Suck Barie
You Anoy me
(Oo Hoo Oo, O Hoo Oo)
You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
(Oh oo oo ho)
You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
Oh No o Oh no o)
2) Norway's whery they rein
Kenya owns the whole thing
But this song is on Now 2
Conversations will end
When you mention this trend
Read the words 'cas they are so crude
B2) I cant sing
I cant dance
I cant even wright a song
People gasp
People cringe
Hey now is there somthing wrong
B) You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
(Ah ha ah ah)
You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
(Oo Hoo Oo, O Hoo Oo)
You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
(Oh oo oo ho)
You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
Oh No o Oh no o)
C) I Hate Barbie Girl
The song it make's me hurl
The song is spastic
It ain't fantastic
The synth it hurts my ears
Awakens all my fears
This creation
Need so imitation
C2) I Hate Barbie Girl
Shold be an outcast in this world
Helium intake
Could start an earthquake
"Ken's" voice is so low
And everybody knows
This is painfull
Full of innuendo
B) You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
(Ah ha ah ah)
You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
(Oo Hoo Oo, O Hoo Oo)
You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
(Oh oo oo ho)
You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
Oh No o Oh no o)
O) Oh ken do you like my song
Not relly, hey you know I just Farted
Oh I Hate You Ken
Artist) Joebean1988
Original) Barby Girl
By) Aqua
CD) Aquarium
I) Hey Barbie
Hey Ken
You know you stink
Sure
Well you do
C) I Hate Barbie Girl
The song it make's me hurl
The song is spastic
It ain't fantastic
The synth it hurts my ears
Awakens all my fears
This creation
Need so imitation
B) You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
C2) I Hate Barbie Girl
Shold be an outcast in this world
Helium Intake
Could start an earthquake
"Ken's" voice is so low
And everybody knows
This is painfull
Full of innuendo
1) She's a blond bimbo girl
In a plastic filled world
But this song is just so filthy
She is obsessed
With being undressed
This song is baned on Radio Disney
C3) I hate Barbie Girl
Now I'm gona hurl
Not as good as Cartoon Heros
The song about freakis weirdoes
I just hate the band
Not their biggest fan
What can I say
I must run away
B2) I cant sing
I cant dance
I cant even wright a song
B) You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
(Ah ha ah ah)
You Suck Barie
You Anoy me
(Oo Hoo Oo, O Hoo Oo)
You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
(Oh oo oo ho)
You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
Oh No o Oh no o)
2) Norway's whery they rein
Kenya owns the whole thing
But this song is on Now 2
Conversations will end
When you mention this trend
Read the words 'cas they are so crude
B2) I cant sing
I cant dance
I cant even wright a song
People gasp
People cringe
Hey now is there somthing wrong
B) You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
(Ah ha ah ah)
You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
(Oo Hoo Oo, O Hoo Oo)
You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
(Oh oo oo ho)
You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
Oh No o Oh no o)
C) I Hate Barbie Girl
The song it make's me hurl
The song is spastic
It ain't fantastic
The synth it hurts my ears
Awakens all my fears
This creation
Need so imitation
C2) I Hate Barbie Girl
Shold be an outcast in this world
Helium intake
Could start an earthquake
"Ken's" voice is so low
And everybody knows
This is painfull
Full of innuendo
B) You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
(Ah ha ah ah)
You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
(Oo Hoo Oo, O Hoo Oo)
You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
(Oh oo oo ho)
You Suck Barbie
You Anoy me
Oh No o Oh no o)
O) Oh ken do you like my song
Not relly, hey you know I just Farted
Oh I Hate You Ken
(C) 2004 this means you cant steal my song
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how r the lyrics dirty?
Good one Joe!!! All 5's from me. I always hated "Barbie Girl" that song sucks plumbers crack!!! "Barbie Girl" goes in my worst song list alongside "Hampster Dance", "Milkshake" and other shitcrap songs I really hate!!!
Well M-Dawg, I'll do it in order. "Undress Me everywhere" "I'm a Blonde Bimbo Girl" "Kiss me Here, Touch Me There, Hanky Panky" "You can Touch, you can Play" "Make me Walk, Make me Talk, do what ever you please" "Come on Jump in, be my friend, let us do it again" In other words this song is about how Barbies are the best Sex Toys.
Thanks for all of the voats, Crappy song relly, I did it when I was suffering from insomnia one night, Check out my better ones.
I like the song by AQUA, but I HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTEEEEEEEE Barbie! **** that mother FU***** BITCH! She makes people - espesially young children like me think WERE the ugly ones!
I THINK IT SHOULD BE ABOUT FUN ACTIVITYS AND GAMES AND OTHER STUFF.
i like it
ummmmmm yeah,like M-dawg...how r the lyrics dirty?
Man!That song is the best song ever!How do you guys not like it?I agree withM-Dawg.
GOD that song is soooo annoying last year everyone on the bus sang it and 1nc i barfed. i wonder y . . .
my daughter had every version of this song as well as all of the videos. i am sick of the original song. My niece on the other hand hates barbie and ken so i had to send this to her. she is going to love it! (note: she has barbie and ken hanging from nooses and looking very sadistic)
Umm.. I this meant to be funny? Cos it really, really isn't.
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Aquarium album at Amazon.com
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