Bully:
I'm sorry for the times that i kicked your 's'
For the times that i smashed your face
For the times that i stuck your head in the toilets

For the times that i stole your lunch
And shoved your head into boiling punch
And joined your braces with refrigerator magnets!

Erkel:
It's too bad, but that's me!
What goes around, comes around, you'll see
My name's not Mary, although that's what you called me
But it ain't the first time, that a nerd goes crazy
And now YOU're on your knees, and begging ME for your life
Ya know my name's Steve Erkel, not Mary, see, I'm a nerd with a knife

Bully:
I'm sorry, for the times that i made you eat mud
And tied your tongue around that frozen rod
And then rolled over your leg, a really heavy boulder

For the times that i called you Nancy,
Said you're my bitch and you'll do what i say.
I've gotta do what i do, because i'm the schools bully!

Sorry but i cannot change my ways!
You know I've got a rep(utation) to save,
B'sides i might be jumped by my own friends!

Erkel:
It's too bad, but hey, that's me!
What goes around, comes around, you'll see
My name's not Mary, although that's what you called me
But it ain't the first time,no, that a nerd goes crazy
And now YOU're on your knees, and begging ME for your life
Ya know my name's Steve Erkel, not Mary, see, I'm a nerd with a knife

It's too bad, but hey, that's me!
What goes around, comes around, you see
Now am i scary? Are you wetting your pants now?
Cuz i see a puddle there, damn! What did you drink last night?!
Now i unsheathe my knife, and gonna slash up your throat
Ouch i cut myself, shit, god damn this knife, can someone help me?

I'm a big nerd, such a big nerd, a very big nerd, a very big nerd, a very big nerd, nerd with a knife,
nerd - with - a - knife, nerd - with - a - knife...
fade out.