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Song Parodies -> "Songs Of Croft Part LIV-Walking On Lara's Broken A"

Original Song Title:

"Walking on Broken Glass"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Annie Lennox

Parody Song Title:

"Songs Of Croft Part LIV-Walking On Lara's Broken A"

Parody Written by:

Ocean-Sirius

The Lyrics

Part of a series of parodies about the Tomb Raider series of games.This parody is based on a tragic story translated from the Dutch Tomb Raider Forums for me by the man who runs them. Some poor guy in The Netherlands dropped a beautiful polyresin Lara model. However, the man in question did eventually fix the model up. This parody is a nice bit of compensation for the person who lived through this torment and serves as a warning to others. Hello if you're reading this and this is about you.:)
Walking on Walking on Lara's broken ass,
Walking on Walking on Lara's broken ass,
You were the TR thing that I once knew,
But I don't care for The Cradle of Life if I can't have you.
Since I dusted down,
My whole model has crashed,
Won't you pick the pieces up,
'Cause it feels just like I'm walking on Lara's broken ass...
(Walking on walking on Lara's broken ass).

Lara's still smiling on the wall up high,
But it don't mean nothing to me.
O-o-oh let everything just fall down,
Let the shotguns blow through me...
I'm living in my bedroom,
With all the poly-resin smashed,
And what a collector's item I've had to lose,
That it feels just like I'm walking on Lara's broken ass...
(Walking on walking on Lara's broken ass).

And if you're trying to glue it up,
You know it could be a worthy deed.
'Cause if you're trying to fix her up,
I hope that you'll succeed...
And if Lara wanted to hurt me,
There's nothing left to fear,
'Cause if Lara wanted to hurt me,
She's done it really well from here...

Now everyone of us was made to suffer,
Everyone of us is made to weep,
We've broken Many household items,
And now this one wasn't too cheap...
So take me from the wreckage,
Save me from the blast,
Lift me up and put the pieces back,
Don't let me keep on walking...
Walking on Lara's broken ass.
(Walking on walking on Lara's broken ass).

By
Ocean-Sirius

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