-> "Songs Of Croft Part LIV-Walking On Lara's Broken A"
Original Song Title:
"Walking on Broken Glass"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Songs Of Croft Part LIV-Walking On Lara's Broken A"
The Lyrics
Walking on Walking on Lara's broken ass,
Walking on Walking on Lara's broken ass,
You were the TR thing that I once knew,
But I don't care for The Cradle of Life if I can't have you.
Since I dusted down,
My whole model has crashed,
Won't you pick the pieces up,
'Cause it feels just like I'm walking on Lara's broken ass...
(Walking on walking on Lara's broken ass).
Lara's still smiling on the wall up high,
But it don't mean nothing to me.
O-o-oh let everything just fall down,
Let the shotguns blow through me...
I'm living in my bedroom,
With all the poly-resin smashed,
And what a collector's item I've had to lose,
That it feels just like I'm walking on Lara's broken ass...
(Walking on walking on Lara's broken ass).
And if you're trying to glue it up,
You know it could be a worthy deed.
'Cause if you're trying to fix her up,
I hope that you'll succeed...
And if Lara wanted to hurt me,
There's nothing left to fear,
'Cause if Lara wanted to hurt me,
She's done it really well from here...
Now everyone of us was made to suffer,
Everyone of us is made to weep,
We've broken Many household items,
And now this one wasn't too cheap...
So take me from the wreckage,
Save me from the blast,
Lift me up and put the pieces back,
Don't let me keep on walking...
Walking on Lara's broken ass.
(Walking on walking on Lara's broken ass).
By
Ocean-Sirius
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