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Song Parodies -> "Kuja and Zidane"

Original Song Title:

"Pinky and the Brain"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Kuja and Zidane"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I honestly don't know much about FF, but my best friend thought this was cool so...........
They're Kuja and Zidane
Yes, Kuja and Zidane
One is a retard
The other's got game.
They're from an RPG
Their jeans go past their knees
They're dinky
They're Kuja and Zidane, -dane, -dane, -dane
-dane, -dane, -dane, -dane

Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll destroy the world.

They're Kuja and Zidane
Yes, Kuja and Zidane
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain.
To prove their monkey worth

They'll overthrow the Earth
They're dinky
They're Kuja and Zidane, -dane, -dane, -dane
-dane, -dane, -dane, -dane,
My best friend being KujaFangirl101. ^^

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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solidgameboy12 - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I like it a lot. I don't know who Kuja is, but I can't imagine he's real smart, but Zidane is awesome! Look for my Final Fantasy parody I'll soon be writing, "Final Fantasy Rhapsody". It'll be like this, but longer. But it's still good though.
InuOtome - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks! ^_^ Reviews are much apprieciated! From what my BF tells me, Kuja is Zidane's brother. (and she LOVES Kuja!)
KujaFangirl101 - November 30, 2005 - Report this comment
uh-huh!!!! u go girl friend! KUJA IS A STEAMY CHUNK OF MAN MEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh, he's smart, he almost blew up a planit...O.0 but kuja wheres a thong, -_-*~......but it still rocks!!! KUJAKUJAKUJAKUJAKUJAKUJAKUJAKUJAKUJAKUJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zidane is cool....but i likie kujie better!!!!! (yes, that is a VERY annoying name that i, and other crazy fan-chicks, have named him...) DO ANOTHER 1!!!! PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes, i am the legndary....kujafangirl101.........and questions? thought not! BOW 2 THE ALMIGHTY KUJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
InuOtome - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I could say the same thing about Edo-kun. EDO-KUN NO WATASHI NO MONO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go-go Hagarangers!

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