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Song Parodies -> "NASCAR-Maniacs"

Original Song Title:

"The Animaniacs Theme"

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Parody Written by:

Scrawny Johnny

The Lyrics

For all you NASCAR and old Animaniacs fans (like me...)
We are the NASCAR-maniacs!
We love racing to the max!
We just sit back and relax
Until the closing laps!
We're NASCAR-maniacs!!

We decorate our RV with the merchandise we bought!
Just for fun we drive around Daytona's infield lot!
We're shirtless in our lawn chairs, the grill is smokin' hot!
The green flag wave, you'll hear us rave
If Stewart wins or not!!

We're NASCAR-maniacs!
Benny's old and Waltrip yaks!
Wally takes us 'round the track
While Bill Weber states the facts!
They're NASCAR-maniacs!!

There's Texas and Atlanta where the speeds are really fast!
Daytona has restrictor plates; you gotta use the draft!
Bristol flares up tempers and someone ends up crashed!
One tiny slip, the race cars flip
From Talladega's wrath!!

We're NASCAR-maniacs!
We're addicted like its crack!
Don't laugh behind our backs
Or we'll tie you in a sack!
We're NASCAR-maney...
Start your engin-saney...
*Earnhardt Jr. crazy*
Say "no" to crack!
From Scrawny Johnny's 3rd album - "Sharkbait." -- These people I'd like to thank for their comments on my past 25 parodies: Grace Hampton, MrMacphisto, Andrew Darwitan, MET-MAN (who believes in capitalization and no punctuation), Birgitta, Marianne E. B. Markham, S.O.L.D. (I'm guessing this person's a realtor), James Ricchione (I'll forgive his lack of spelling skills), Ka (who is anti-capitalization), Zachary Elliott (for his brutal honesty), Alyssa, Ezra, Chazster, Ms. M (the green M & M?), Johnny D (who was afraid my moniker would be interpreted as his alter ego), Ashkicksass, Know 1 Can Hear You Dream (except for me), Dee Range, Serafina, Paul Robinson, Steven Cavanagh, The Decade Police (for making damn sure I know about my stupid mistakes), Frankie, DarkJon64 (for Nintendo 64, right?), Stuart McArthur, Airfarcewon, JoeBeastyG78, Petey Pablo (even rappers like metal), Phil Alexander (for all the simplicity put into his one word comment), James Hetfield (supposedly), Fartfagit (nice sound effects), Billy Boyd (no, he's not from Blue Collar TV), Dumb Ass Kid (the world's next Einstein), Your Worst Nightmare (Rush Limbaugh in a speedo?), Senor Critic, Rick C., Moo Cow (and the other barnyard animals), Unnatural Disaster (like falling in a wood-chipper), Anderson "Parody Man" Araujo, Dominic L., Rex (bulldog or dinosaur - you decide), Kitty, Charlie Decker, Geriatricyoda (have you read my "Smells Like Old Age" parody), To A Lesser Extent, Bryan Pardue, Creepy Lizard (even though he's a teenager who still likes PokeMon), Michael Pacholek, Papercut, and of course, Red Ant, the AIC-loving crimson insect (and Androme's fire-ant killer has no effect on him). Thank You All!!

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Red Ant - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Cool work Scrawny Johnny. I suppose this was before your NASCAR watching days, but I believe around 1995 a car actually went over the wall at Talladega during a NASCAR race. One of the oddest wrecks I've ever seen.
Rick C - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, these guys are serious about their NASCAR! Funny parody..5s
Michael Pacholek - June 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I wish I knew who it was who came up with the oh-so-accurate explanation of what NASCAR stands for: Not so much "National Association of Stock Car Auto Racing," much more "Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks." Though "sport" is taking it too far, as George Carlin taught us. Johnny, you may be Scrawny, but this parody is phat.
David - June 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny's Not-So-Scrawny Momma - June 20, 2005 - Report this comment
I am so happy to see that all those years of raising this toothpick child o' mine on Weird Al has finally paid off! I'm so proud I'm a gonna shave "SJ ROCKS" in my back hair and run nekid down Texas Motor Speedway holding hands with Jeff Gordon!
Dominic L. - June 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow! I got a mention! ANyway... nice song, 444

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