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Song Parodies -> "A Competitive Swimmer From All Fifty States"

Original Song Title:

"Wakko's America"

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Parody Song Title:

"A Competitive Swimmer From All Fifty States"

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The Lyrics

Here's a fun parody that ties together my love for the sport of swimming and my infantry since Animaniacs was a huge part of my childhood and Wakko is still my favorite character to this day.
Jarrod Mars from Louisiana, Lilly King's from Indiana
And Carson Foster's hailing all the way from Ohio
Robert Howard's Alabama, Cody Miller is Montana
Sebastian Wolff's from Colorado, and Jackson Cunningham's Idaho

Texas Luke Stuart, then we head north
Massachusetts has Z, Oliver, Cullen Jones is from New York
Dressel is from Florida, Ledecky from DC
Brynn Quintanna's from New Mexico, Alex Walsh from Tennessee

Elvis used to swim there a lot, you know

Connor Jaegar's from New Jersey, and Jack Dahlgren's from Missouri
John M. Gordon's from Virginia, South Dakota's Grant Wolner
Matt Brownstead's from Pennsylvania, and Quinton Cheadle's up in Maine
Aidan Wilson's in Rhode Island, Evan Cieko's Delaware

Grace Sala's in New Hampshire, just a quick jaunt
To Sophia Sinibaldi who's next door in Vermont
Josh Wroeblewski's from Connecticut, not living there adieu
Kansas has Claire Campbell, Minnesota's Michael Andrew

Jacoby's from Alaska, Caden Feit is from Nebraska
And it's Jack Walker out in North Carolina and then
Caleb Blische from Wisconsin, Abrahm DeVine out in Washington
Grant House in Arizona, Cam Peel in Michigan

Here's Makena Genzona Hawaii's a joy
Bryan Sullivan's Mississippi, and Conor Dwyer's Illinois
South Carolina has AJ Ross down the way
And Michael Phelps from Maryland on Chesapeake Bay

He's had wonderful clam chowder

Max DeYoung's from Wyoming and perhaps he's flown with
Andrew Britton who's in Utah where the beehives are known
Chase Kalisz is in Georgia, and Kason Wolff from North Dakota
And let's visit Cooper Tyler in his old Kentucky home

Pebley's from Oregon out in the sun
John Margis from Arkansas, Iowa's Jackson Allmon
Seliskar's from California, Oklahoma Patrick Callan
David Snider's West Virginia, and Nevada has Zane Grothe

Those are some comp. swimmers around!

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Overall Rating: 4.5

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