Song Parodies -> Hoochify
| Original Song Title: | "Crucify" |
| Original Performer: | Tori Amos |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hoochify" |
| Parody Written by: | Kathleen MacNeil |
Everybody in the room is staring at me
I kinda like the attention, cuz think of all the cute guys it brings
I've got a tube top showing my stomach
Red lipstick on my mouth
Everything about me says "I'd sell out now"
And I've been looking for a boyfriend in these dirty streets
Looking like I'm starving because I never eat
I don't let them use their hands
But looking is not a sin
Women will do these things
Just to please men
Why do we hoochify ourselves
Everyday I hoochify myself
All that I do is setting up for you
I hoochify myself
Everyday I hoochify myself
Cuz I am sick of using my
I said I am sick of using my - braaaaaains... oh oh oh...
I kinda like the attention, cuz think of all the cute guys it brings
I've got a tube top showing my stomach
Red lipstick on my mouth
Everything about me says "I'd sell out now"
And I've been looking for a boyfriend in these dirty streets
Looking like I'm starving because I never eat
I don't let them use their hands
But looking is not a sin
Women will do these things
Just to please men
Why do we hoochify ourselves
Everyday I hoochify myself
All that I do is setting up for you
I hoochify myself
Everyday I hoochify myself
Cuz I am sick of using my
I said I am sick of using my - braaaaaains... oh oh oh...
Here is a play on Tori Amos' "Crucify" and, seeing as I greatly admire Tori, it is not aimed at her, but at many young women out there today. Her song simply lent itself, and I thank her.
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