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Song Parodies -> "Welcome To Valley Christian School"

Original Song Title:

"Welcome To Our Big Rock Show"

Original Performer:

All Star United

Parody Song Title:

"Welcome To Valley Christian School"

Parody Written by:

Brian Bradley

The Lyrics

Life in high school
Eight guys take a ride
Drive three hours in a night
Might run into a guy wih a gun
But If that's all there is to this
We hope it's just Allen Iverson
Westbound, Static on the radio
We left town but where we're goin' I don't know
Somewhere we're gonna play another game
Stop in any town because they're all the same

We're really
We're really, really bored
So bored we're gonna snore

Welcome to Valley Christian School
And you know it's really , really cool
All we do is sit around all day
Preparing for Y2K!

Hey kid, pit mosh
Don't ever drive with Josh
Yeah, it's really funny 'till an eyebrow gets ripped off
Game ball, Jared is really tall
This mix is sounding like the Wailing Wall
It takes some algebra and drama
To make this camel look like a llama

We're really
We're really, really pumped
So pumped we'll take a dump

Repeat chorus

Got an eighth grader
Named Michael Wentz
And I hope you realize
That this song makes no sense!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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2Eagle - October 18, 2008 - Report this comment
So pumped we'll take a dump - LOL.

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