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Song Parodies -> "A Whole New (wheel)Chair"

Original Song Title:

"A Whole New World"

Original Performer:

Alladin Sountrack

Parody Song Title:

"A Whole New (wheel)Chair"

Parody Written by:

DarkJon64

The Lyrics

Surprisingly enough, as far as I know this song was recorded by some guy who emailed me asking for parodies about wheelchairs, so I wrote him a couple. He made a CD full of them and sold them to handicapped people at some wheelchair convention thing. I still haven't heard it though.
ALLADIN:
I could use some new wheels
Shining, shimmering, splendid
Solar-powered electric
For an even smoother ride

I could scoot around town
With no fear of lost power
Charge it just for an hour
And the freeway seems to glide

A whole new chair
I lost my legs, it set me free
It is remote control
I'm on a roll
Or am I only dreaming?

JASMINE:
A whole new chair
A ride to town I never knew
Someday I'll finally
Be set free
'Till then I'm in a whole new chair with you

Aerodynamic in flight
Wing attachments sold separately
Soaring, tumbling, freewheeling
Through an intersection light

A whole new chair
(ALLADIN: Don't you dare use your brakes)
A hundred thousand gears and speeds
(Hold your breath - it gets better)
If I was an amputee
I'd be happy
I can't go back to where I use my feet

A whole new chair
(JASMINE: Every turn a surprise)
With new fresh gears and axles too
(Every moment red-letter)
I'll chase geese everywhere
There's time to spare
I don't have anything better to do...

JASMINE: A whole new chair
(ALLADIN: A whole new chair)
It set me free
(It set me free)
JASMINE: A thrilling chase
ALADDIN: A police chase
For amputees.

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