Oh, I come from a land,
From a faraway place,
Where there resides many a fool.
Where it's just uninviting,
Please leave fast as lightning.
It's insulting, but, hey, it's dull!
When it's entering view,
Take this tip, silly you,
'Bout this uninteresting sight:
Just go on, don't stop by,
You can run, maybe fly
Away from a Reynoldsburg night!

A Reynoldsburg night
Like a Reynoldsburg day
Is often a bore,
You'll find you abhor
In a frightening way!
A Reynoldsburg night
Filled with Reynoldsburg fear!
A fool who is lost
Could find it a cost
To wind up our here...