MARGE:
Not a town, but a bustling city.
Every week, unlike that before.
Sunday nights, there's a new adventure
For my family...

NED:
Hello!

REVEREND LOVEJOY:
Hello!

MOE:
Hello!

BARFLIES:
Hello!

BARNEY:
Hello! (Belch)

MARGE:
There goes Chief Wiggum to arrest that Jimbo;
While those like Snake are still at large!
But I guess when you're a cop,
You can't always stay on top,
In this wacky, weekly town--

APU:
Good morning, Marge.

MARGE:
(Hello.)

APU:
(Hello, Mrs. Simpson. Where are you headed to?)

MARGE:
(The school's library. Lisa just finished the most wonderful book, and--)

APU:
(That's nice. Sanjay! The hot dogs! Hurry up!)

WOMEN:
Look, there she goes, she's got her tall hair swaying,
It must have an electric charge!
I don't know how she can cope
Being married to a dope!
It's another of the mysteries of Marge!

WIGGUM:
Hello!

MARGE:
Good day!

JIMBO:
How is your family?

HOMER:
Hello.

MARGE:
Hi, dear.

HOMER:
I love my life!

MARGE:
Wait, why aren't you
At the plant, working?

HOMER:
It kicks such ass to have a caring wife!

SKINNER:
(Ah, Mrs. Simpson.)

MARGE:
(I've come to return the book Lisa borrowed.)

SKINNER:
(Finished already?)

MARGE:
(Yeah, she couldn't put it down. Hm...she asked me to borrow this one.)

SKINNER:
(That one? But she's read it twice!)

MARGE:
(I think it's her favorite. Daring sword fights, magic spells, a prince in disguise--)

SKINNER:
(If she likes it so much, it's hers.)

MARGE:
(But, Principal Skinner--)

SKINNER:
(I insist. It's not the school's anyway.)

MARGE:
(Well, thank you. Thank you very much.)

TEACHERS:
Look, there she goes, that caring mother Simpson!
It's awfully clear that she's in charge
Of her family of fools, she has shown that she still rules.
What an interesting Springfieldite, that Marge!

MARGE:
Oh, what a lovely golf course!
It's my favorite spot because, you see,
Here's where I loved my Homie,
But we also gave a life to Bart, the first of three!

CLETUS:
Look, there she goes, that nice old lady Simpson
She gave us pretzels, free of charge!
Though we used coupons galore, I wish we had used some more
To get pretzels from that Simpson gal...

SPRINGFIELDIANS:
She really is a pretty gal,
She really is a funny gal,
That Marge!

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SMITHERS:
(Wow! You didn't miss a shot, Mr. Burns! You're the greatest hunter in the entire world.)

MR. BURNS:
(I know.)

SMITHERS:
(No man alive stands a chance against you, and no girl, for that matter.)

MR. BURNS:
(It's true, Smithers. And I've got my sights set on that one.)

SMITHERS:
(Homer Simpson's wife?)

MR. BURNS:
(Who?)

SMITHERS:
(Homer Simpson. One of your lifeless fat forms from Sector 7G.)

MR. BURNS:
(Who cares? I'm making her my wife!)

SMITHERS:
(But she's--)

MR. BURNS:
(The most beautiful girl in town! That makes her the best, and don't I deserve the best?)

SMITHERS:
(Of course you do!)

MR. BURNS:
Right from the moment when I met her, saw her,
My heart attempted to enlarge,
It had managed but a beat,
But a beat alone is neat
When it's caused by someone beautiful as Marge!

PATTY and SELMA:
Look there, he goes.
An ugly old guy.
Just like Moleman,
He makes us sick.
Those liver spots,
Make me feel nauseous.
He's such a rich old,
Ugly, evil prick!

MOE:
Hello!

MR. BURNS:
Get lost!

REVEREND LOVEJOY:
Good day.

NED:
Hello.

HOMER:
Go suck a Bible!

BARNEY:
One beer per (Belch)

SNAKE:
I've got a knife!

NELSON:
Haw-haw! Haw-haw!
It needed two laughs!

MARGE:
I love just living a Springfieldian life!

MR. BURNS:
I'll pay big bucks to have Marge as a wife!

SPRINGFIELDIANS:
Look there she goes! Though she is worth some money,
We won't give in, it's by and large
That this woman is a shine on an overall malign
Section of the old US of A!
She really is a pretty gal!
She really is a funny gal,
That Marge!