STUDENTS:
Come one! Come all!
Here's someone you will enjoy!
Get ready to jump for joy!
Come one! Come all!
Enemy of young Malfoy,
He outranks the hoi polloi!
Come and meet the living...

HARRY:
Boy! Ha ha ha!
I'm the only person who's been known to thwart
Many of the efforts made by Voldemort!
Even in defeat, he's been an excellent sport!
But I'll stop that fiend at last someday!
As the hero, it has been a general rule,
That for to die would simply be uncool.
That, of course, is typical Hogwarts School of Tricks!

STUDENTS:
Harry Potter!

HARRY:
I am universally famous!

STUDENTS:
Harry Potter!

HARRY:
Even moreso than poor Seamus!
I'll escape all things you can contrive
'Cause I am the greatest boy alive!

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STUDENTS:
Harry Potter!

HARRY:
Chance of failure's very tiny!

STUDENTS:
Harry Potter!

HARRY:
Just look at my friend, Hermione!
She's the smartest student here that I've
Known since I'm the greatest boy alive!
Come one! Come all!
I say we should take a glance
Towards the girl who shall advance!
Come one! Come all!
Hailing from the land of France,
She can put you in a trance!
Dance, Miss Fleur Delacour, dance!

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HARRY:
Let us give a hand to that enchanting girl!
She has got this whole Great Hall into a whirl!
And now, today's denouemont will soon unfurl!
So we humbly plead for you to stay!
It's the ceremony in which we will sort
Everyone who's new into their proper court!
This is what is typical on a Hogwarts School day!
Why?

STUDENTS:
Harry Potter!

HARRY:
I am loyal, tall, and clever!

STUDENTS:
Harry Potter!

HARRY:
I am going to live forever!

STUDENTS:
Through his troubles, Harry will survive
'Cause he is the greatest boy alive!

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HARRY:
Everybody!

STUDENTS:
This is the one person who's been known to thwart...

HARRY:
Every last time!

STUDENTS:
...Many of the efforts made by Voldemort!

HARRY:
I'm so sublime!

STUDENTS:
Even if it's only done with the support...

HARRY:
Hey, stop that crap!

STUDENTS:
Of the staff and all his loyal friends!

HARRY:
Why, I oughta pop a cap in...

STUDENTS:
He's the boy who lived against a fierce attack
Simply by reversing it to go right back!

ALL:
He's the boy who's got the power
To survive the darkest hour
Even if the films last hours five!
But we don't care, because he is our
Greatest boy alive! (Harry Potter!)
He is magic; His life's tragic!
Harry Potter rules!