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Song Parodies -> "Paperboy Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Summertime Blues"

Original Performer:

Alan Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Paperboy Blues"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

Extra! Extra! This 1984 game gives you the front page...
Didn't win a million dollars, didn't let my peeps say "holla"
Was working as a paperboy, just to make some real good dollas
Well, on Monday I threw the house that had windows
But, the windows were clear and the window did broke
Sometimes, I wonder what I'ma gonna do
But there ain't no cure for the Paperboy blues

I can break some dark houses, nail some pointers to the mailbox
Throw some papers to the front door by the difficulty's value
When I avoid obstacles, I get real slick
I can get perfect delivery without a "cancelled" lick
Sometimes, I wonder what i'ma gonna do
But there ain't no cure for the Paperboy blues

Now my throwing is through, time to go to this station
gotta eat some dirt on the training course nation
I can throw through targets and make big jumps
I cross the finish line just to get bonus points
Sometimes, I wonder what i'ma gonna do
But there ain't no cure for the paperboy blues

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Guy - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I love to hate this video game. It looks so easy but it kicks your six every time. Great parody. 5 perfect deliveries.
Adagio - January 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Arcade Junkie - January 30, 2004 - Report this comment
The theme music for paperboy is flat out bumpin'!

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