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Song Parodies -> "Don't Pick The Wolfpack"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Rock The Jukebox"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alan Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Pick The Wolfpack"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

This really should have been sent to the Gator Bowl Committee before making their boneheaded selection of NC State.
Don't pick the Wolfpack
Leave them out in the cold
Cause that team ain't deserving
Of the Gator Bowl
It should be about winning
Not the tickets sold
So don't pick the Wolfpack
Leave them out in the cold

Before you pick from Raleigh
Keep one thing in mind
The Terps and Virginia
Are at the head of the line
They lost less in conference
Beat them head-to-head
Before you make your selection
Could I make one request?

Don't pick the Wolfpack
Leave them out in the cold
Cause that team ain't deserving
Of the Gator Bowl
It should be about winning
Not the tickets sold
So don't pick the Wolfpack
Leave them out in the cold

I ain't got nothing
Against Raleigh folk
But when your team's been losing
You get a lesser bowl
They had nothing against G-Tech
The first loss of three
And if you want a packed house
Take the U-M-D!

Don't pick the Wolfpack
Leave them out in the cold
Cause that team ain't deserving
Of the Gator Bowl
It should be about winning
Not the tickets sold
So don't pick the Wolfpack
Leave them out in the cold

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Jonathan C. - December 10, 2002 - Report this comment
The pardoy is funny, although I disagree with your stance on N.C. State. If they can blow out Florida State two years in a row, they will give Notre Dame some fits. Let's hope the Irish can forget the BCS snub and play well against the Wolf Pack.
Greg - March 10, 2003 - Report this comment
You sir, have a case of bad grapes. Get over it. I am sure Alan Jackson is a Tar Hole fan anyways :eek:. What a crappy song. I especially loved how UMD is supposed to "pack the stands". I remember The Fridge begging fans to buy tix to the Peach Bowl. haha see you at Carter Finley next season.
Jeff Reuben - March 10, 2003 - Report this comment
And I will be there, as I have been the last three years (at both Maryland and NC State), where Maryland has won each time =)
wolfpackchick - April 06, 2003 - Report this comment
i think your just stupid! we beat norte dame and proved that we are a awesome team and have lots of spirit unlike YOU! by the ay maryland loss so what are you talking about!
Jeff Buchoff - April 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Maryland has beaten NC State the last three years in a row in football. And if you don't like Maryland, you lost to Virginia last year too. Do your homework =)
Terp Fan - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Make that 4 years...Maryland 26, NC State 24. Go Terps!
twerps suck - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Go Pack State kicked ur ass this year 13-3. We kicked notre damns ass 2.
Jeff Reuben - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
And we're both sitting home watching Bowl games this year =) Oh well.
The Ghost of Jim Valvano, Looking For Someone to Hug - April 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Lighten up, dude! It's only a game!

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