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Song Parodies -> "Mercury Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Mercury Blues"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alan Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Mercury Blues"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Just a silly song about my cat, Mercury
We met at the shelter
I watched him as he groomed
He jumped from the cage
Had to chase him round the room
Crazy little Mercury
Lord, it's crazy little Mercury
We had to catch crazy Mercury
Running up and down the hall


Well the girl I love
He sleeps on her head
He knocks things off her drawer, so she kicks him off the bed
She's mad at little Mercury
Lord, she's fumed at little Mercury
And now I see little Mercury
Sneaking underneath the bed


Well, Mercury snuck out
It didn't take long
He found another kitty and he brought her on home
She must have liked a Mercury
She's crazy about Mercury
I'm gonna watch crazy Mercury
Chasing her around our home


Well hey now kitties
You look so fine
Cleaning up your paws, and licking your behinds
Crazy little Mercury
He's crazy little Mercury
I'm gonna watch little Mercury
Sitting like Al Bundy at home.


We met at the shelter
I watched him as he groomed
He jumped from the cage
Had to chase him round the room
Crazy little Mercury
Lord, it's crazy little Mercury
We had to catch crazy Mercury
Running up and down the hall

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