-> "Mercury's Blue"
Original Song Title:
"Mercury Blues"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Mercury's Blue"
The Lyrics
well, it might sound funny
a little weird, but true
I'd like to meet that guardian, hair of blue
Talkin' Sailor Mercury
Lord, I'm Crazy 'Bout That Mercury
I'd Like To Ride Sailor Mercury
But Know That's Just A Tv Show
she's my fiction love
so, tell me what you mean
when you say "dude, she's only fourteen!"
What? No, Not Sailor Mercury
No, You Can't Mean Sailor Mercury!
All Of My Life I've Loved Mercury
But Find Out She's Fourteen Years Old!
did not know!
that blue-haired mama
she looked so fine
gave me my first wet dream, when I was nine
Talkin' About Mercury
Man, I Loved That Sailor Mercury
When I First Saw Sailor Mercury
Had Bad Thoughts, For A 9-Year-Old
it's gettin' a might weird, now!
well, when I first found out
I couldn't believe
thought that she was legal, you know what I mean?
I'm Talkin' About Mercury
Was So Crazy For That Mercury
Learning The Truth About Mercury's,
More Awkward Than You'll Ever Know!
fourteen? how?
it's a little funny
so embarrassed, I'm dead
though fourteen years is still too old for Jared!
I Was Fooled, By Mercury!
It's That Anime Design, You See
Those Characters Looked Older To Me
A Feeling That Doug Walker Knows!
Those Characters Looked Older To Me
A Feeling That Doug Walker Knows!
Yeah, Those Characters Looked Older To Me
A Feeling That Doug Walker Knows!
did not know!
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