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Song Parodies -> "Mercury's Blue"

Original Song Title:

"Mercury Blues"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alan Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Mercury's Blue"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan

The Lyrics

this one goes out to any "Sailor Moon" fans out there. particularly, "Sailor Moon" fans, who were kids in the '90s, and pitched their first tent to a specific... character. inspired by The Nostalgia Critic's "Sailor Moon" review! honestly, though, you tell me those girls look 14! please enjoy!
OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3T3MgIRUwj0
well, it might sound funny
a little weird, but true
I'd like to meet that guardian, hair of blue
Talkin' Sailor Mercury
Lord, I'm Crazy 'Bout That Mercury
I'd Like To Ride Sailor Mercury
But Know That's Just A Tv Show

she's my fiction love
so, tell me what you mean
when you say "dude, she's only fourteen!"
What? No, Not Sailor Mercury
No, You Can't Mean Sailor Mercury!
All Of My Life I've Loved Mercury
But Find Out She's Fourteen Years Old!

did not know!

that blue-haired mama
she looked so fine
gave me my first wet dream, when I was nine
Talkin' About Mercury
Man, I Loved That Sailor Mercury
When I First Saw Sailor Mercury
Had Bad Thoughts, For A 9-Year-Old

it's gettin' a might weird, now!

well, when I first found out
I couldn't believe
thought that she was legal, you know what I mean?
I'm Talkin' About Mercury
Was So Crazy For That Mercury
Learning The Truth About Mercury's,
More Awkward Than You'll Ever Know!

fourteen? how?

it's a little funny
so embarrassed, I'm dead
though fourteen years is still too old for Jared!
I Was Fooled, By Mercury!
It's That Anime Design, You See
Those Characters Looked Older To Me
A Feeling That Doug Walker Knows!
Those Characters Looked Older To Me
A Feeling That Doug Walker Knows!
Yeah, Those Characters Looked Older To Me
A Feeling That Doug Walker Knows!

did not know!
thanks for reading!
the video that inspired it all! the specific scene that inspired this parody, starts at around 11:38: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa2oHxME-aY

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Rob Arndt - October 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Sorry Jon, not a fan of SM, but 555 regardless!
Jonathan - October 06, 2017 - Report this comment
^ Thanks, Rob! yeah, that show's not for everyone. but if you saw the critic's video, you'll see the point about the characters looking older than they are! of course, maybe this is just a common thing in anime? another anime, Yu Yu Hakusho, (quite possibly my personal favorite anime!) stars 14 year olds, who also look considerably more "adult" than they actually are...

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