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Song Parodies -> "Gonna Bomb Afghanistan"

Original Song Title:

"Mercury Blues"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alan Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Gonna Bomb Afghanistan"

Parody Written by:

crazydon

The Lyrics

Well, if I had money
Tell you what I'd do
Gonna go to Afghanistan
And drop a bomb or two

(chorus)
Gonna bomb Afghanistan
Yeah, I'm gonna bomb Afghanistan
I'm gonna bomb Afghanistan
And drive Osama out of there

Well, the World Trade Center's
Been smashed to smithereens
He did with two planes
Filled full of gasoline

(repeat chorus)

(instrumental break)

Well, hey, Osama
You're telling me your lies
Well, I can see through
Your evil little eyes

(repeat chorus)

(instrumental break)

Well, hey, Osama
It won't be long
Till we'll be singin'
Our victory song

(repeat chorus)

(instrumental break)

(repeat first verse)

(repeat chorus)

I'm gonna bomb Afghanistan
And drive Osama out of there
Yeah, I'm gonna bomb Afghanistan
And drive Osama out of there

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