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Song Parodies -> "Don't Rap It's Bull-Crap"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Rock The Jukebox"

Original Performer:

Alan Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Rap It's Bull-Crap"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Don't rap its Bull-Crap
Don't want to hear no thugs
Cause I heard that already
My job is dealing drugs

Where's appeal with rapping?
Pimps they make me yawn
So don't rap that bull-crap
Put on an oldies song

Before you slap that hooker
Or shoot a gun behind
You ain't a G-Thug you're silly
About so white you shine

If you're mad and angry
Cause you're ho had left
Before you pimp your mother
Put on, "Be Our Guest"

Don't rap its bull-crap
I want to hear some tunes
Enough drums already!
Dude, even play the spoons
Just what's the deal with talking?
Where has singing gone?
Don't rap its bull-crap
Play me a Broadway song

I ain't got nothing
"gainst police patrol
I hate that songs are spoken
And just what rhymes with ho?
There's nothing like a Colt Forty-Five
To wreck a melody
Before you jack that money, eh, G
Don't play that ebony

Don't rap it's bull-crap
Don't wanna here no Snoop
Cause unless Brown, Charlie
That song is just plain poop
Cause what's the deal with rapping?!
Pimps just make me yawn
So don't rap that's a wrap
Play me a Disney song

So don't rap it's bull-crap
Play me a decent song

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 10

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Royce Miller - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
That took some doing--taking an Alan Jackson song and turning into a parody about rap; well done.
AFW - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Rap this up, I'll take it...I like some rap, but this is a good spoof, anyway
Red Ant - June 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I DKTOS so I'll give you the BotD on pacing. Even though I like some rap, you've identified every reason why I dislike most of it.
zIpPy - June 23, 2006 - Report this comment
OMG I love Alan Jackson and even though you are parodying one of his songs, this is a job well done. Two Thumbs Up Matthias!
Jared Ergle - November 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Hehehe That really is the truth

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