Song Parodies -> Volvo Blues
| Original Song Title: | "Mercury Blues" |
| Original Performer: | Alan Jackson |
| Parody Song Title: | "Volvo Blues" |
| Parody Written by: | James Squire |
I'm gonna buy me a Volvo and cruise the old people's home for chicks. he he
If I had money, tell you what I'd do
I'd go downtown and buy a Volvo or two
Crazy bout a Volvo, Lord, I'm crazy bout a Volvo
I'm gonna buy me a Volvo and cruise it slow down the road
I'm gonna go bout twenty, drive "em all insane
Use the windscreen wipers when I go to change lanes
Crazy bout a Volvo, Lord, I'm crazy bout a Volvo
I'm gonna buy me a Volvo and cruise it slow down the road
I'll weave around in traffic and never need booze
The rear vision mirror just never gets used
Crazy bout a Volvo, Lord, I'm crazy bout a Volvo
I'm gonna buy me a Volvo and cruise it slow down the road
My mate he bought a Mustang, got into a wreck
Said the other driver didn't treat him with respect
Now he's got a Volvo, Lord, he's crazy bout his Volvo
I'm gonna buy me a Volvo and cruise it slow down the road
My mate he bought a Volvo to pick up the chicks
Convinces them they're safe, yeah he don't miss a trick
Crazy bout a Volvo, Lord, I'm crazy bout a Volvo
I'm gonna buy me a Volvo and cruise it slow down the road
If I had money, tell you what I'd do
I'd go downtown and buy a Volvo or two
Crazy bout a Volvo, Lord, I'm crazy bout a Volvo
I'm gonna buy me a Volvo and cruise it slow down the road
I'm gonna buy me a Volvo and cruise it slow down the road
I'm gonna buy me a Volvo and cruise it slow down the road
I'd go downtown and buy a Volvo or two
Crazy bout a Volvo, Lord, I'm crazy bout a Volvo
I'm gonna buy me a Volvo and cruise it slow down the road
I'm gonna go bout twenty, drive "em all insane
Use the windscreen wipers when I go to change lanes
Crazy bout a Volvo, Lord, I'm crazy bout a Volvo
I'm gonna buy me a Volvo and cruise it slow down the road
I'll weave around in traffic and never need booze
The rear vision mirror just never gets used
Crazy bout a Volvo, Lord, I'm crazy bout a Volvo
I'm gonna buy me a Volvo and cruise it slow down the road
My mate he bought a Mustang, got into a wreck
Said the other driver didn't treat him with respect
Now he's got a Volvo, Lord, he's crazy bout his Volvo
I'm gonna buy me a Volvo and cruise it slow down the road
My mate he bought a Volvo to pick up the chicks
Convinces them they're safe, yeah he don't miss a trick
Crazy bout a Volvo, Lord, I'm crazy bout a Volvo
I'm gonna buy me a Volvo and cruise it slow down the road
If I had money, tell you what I'd do
I'd go downtown and buy a Volvo or two
Crazy bout a Volvo, Lord, I'm crazy bout a Volvo
I'm gonna buy me a Volvo and cruise it slow down the road
I'm gonna buy me a Volvo and cruise it slow down the road
I'm gonna buy me a Volvo and cruise it slow down the road
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