I'm wild and I'm crazy
I'm blonde without mind
My feet are up in the air

It bites when I'm grounded
I'm insane and just of age
I hardley have pubic hair

What it all boils down to
Is that I can't even stay out all night
But I've got one hand in your pocket
And the other one is pinchin' your nipple

Well you stink, you ain't sober
But I'm bored and I'm really fried
I'm lookin' for action, baby

You're ugly and smelly
With a big trucker's belly
But it's late, so you're a maybe

What it all boils to
Don't ya know that I wanna' get laid tonight
'Cause I got one hand in your pocket
And the other one is playin' with your zipper

What it all boils down to
Is that I haven't got it all fingered out just yet
I've got one hand in your pocket
The other one is lookin' for your "wrecker"

We jump in a taxi
Not sure it's really wise
And head back to your place baby

I've got a nice tookus
With lean slender thighs
Just hopin I don't catch rabies

What it all boils down to
Is that you haven't quite got it up in time
'Cause I got both hands in your pockets
You'll never guess what it is that I can't find!

What it all boils down to
I'm dropping you off at the next stop light
And that things are lookin' better
For the hunk who's drivin' this taxi cab!