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Song Parodies -> "Hand In Your Pocket"

Original Song Title:

"Hand In My Pocket"

Original Performer:

Alanis Morrissette

Parody Song Title:

"Hand In Your Pocket"

Parody Written by:

Paul Wooten

The Lyrics

I'm wild and I'm crazy
I'm blonde without mind
My feet are up in the air

It bites when I'm grounded
I'm insane and just of age
I hardley have pubic hair

What it all boils down to
Is that I can't even stay out all night
But I've got one hand in your pocket
And the other one is pinchin' your nipple

Well you stink, you ain't sober
But I'm bored and I'm really fried
I'm lookin' for action, baby

You're ugly and smelly
With a big trucker's belly
But it's late, so you're a maybe

What it all boils to
Don't ya know that I wanna' get laid tonight
'Cause I got one hand in your pocket
And the other one is playin' with your zipper

What it all boils down to
Is that I haven't got it all fingered out just yet
I've got one hand in your pocket
The other one is lookin' for your "wrecker"

We jump in a taxi
Not sure it's really wise
And head back to your place baby

I've got a nice tookus
With lean slender thighs
Just hopin I don't catch rabies

What it all boils down to
Is that you haven't quite got it up in time
'Cause I got both hands in your pockets
You'll never guess what it is that I can't find!

What it all boils down to
I'm dropping you off at the next stop light
And that things are lookin' better
For the hunk who's drivin' this taxi cab!

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Adagio - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Unexpected last line...cute! 5's
Paul Wooten - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio, thanks so much
Birgitta - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Sounds like the typical kids from my small town Paul,lol. Nasty little things...GJ
P.W. - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks birgitta, Do one to Small Town by Mellencamp called SMALL BRANE, about my mental capacity or lack thereof.
Birg - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
And ya know...J.C.M.-his house in Seymour,Ind. is practically right down the road... :-D
Agrimorfee - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
It took awhile to get what was going on---evidently, the singer sobered up by the last verse! 545
Chris - February 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job on the parody! I read your parody, now how bout you read mine? "Come On Over" to the Shania Twain section and "Check It Out"
John Walsh - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
It's stuff like this that keeps me from getting that much-needed vacation !
barnacle ed - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
some one wright my messages back!

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