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Song Parodies -> "One Ring In My Pocket"

Original Song Title:

"Hand In My Pocket"

Original Performer:

Alanis Morrisette

Parody Song Title:

"One Ring In My Pocket"

Parody Written by:

Rice Cube & Watt Daddy

The Lyrics

Sung by Samwise Gamgee as he has assumed possession of the One Ring and the mission to destroy it after Frodo was stung by the spider...
I'm short but I'm scrappy
I'm one of a kind
I'm short but I'm stealthy, yeah
Hope Gollum won't find it
The Ring's power overwhelms
I'm lost but I'm hopeful maybe
That I'll find the fire pool
And toss the cursed thing into the fire fire fire
Got the One Ring in my pocket
I'm just trying my best to stay alive

Frodo's sunk by the spider
I'm going on towards the fray
I see the Orcs lurking, yeah
I need to finish this
I don't know what's going on
I long for some pipeweed, maybe
That will calm me down too
And then everything's gonna be quite alright
Got the One Ring in my pocket
Gonna go and extinguish Sauron's threat
'Tis what it comes down to
Though I haven't got it all figured out just yet
Got this One Ring in my pocket
But the pool of fire I still have to find

I'm scared but I'm focused
They call me Samwise
I'll find Master Frodo, maybe
I'm sad but I'm pushing
I'm brave and I'll finish this
I'll stick this through and then maybe
I will save Frodo too
But I haven't really got it figured out just yet
Got the One Ring in my pocket
But where to go, I really do not know

Well, it all comes down to my friends
Gotta toss that thing in fire fire fire
Got the One Ring in my pocket
Gonna go forward and save our Middle Earth...

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 40

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Rice Cube - March 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, what the hell!? Man, this one-guy is just out to spite me >=(
The Princess - March 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Don't worry about that jealous soul trying to bring the Rice man down, I thought it was dead on! Great story, goes perfect to the beat! Funny stuff.
neminem - May 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks! I had this random parody I downloaded on Napster who knows how long ago called "Stuck my Finger in a Light Socket," and I didn't know what it was a parody of. Well, it's a parody of this song. Yours is much better.
Jeff Reuben - September 15, 2003 - Report this comment
How did I miss this? Excellent!
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Parody About Movies
Rick D - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I should have just read this and not bothered with the movies.
Johnny D - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Very cool, parody dudes!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Nice rhyming and a fun read.
Adagio - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) 5's good one!
Peregrin - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one, Rice/Watt! Ha! Like Rick's comment! My feelings too!
Arwen - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
While this is FABulous...(555)...Rick and Pippin and I are now in a fight. Because the movies kick ass and they know it...hmph. ; )
Claude Prez - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Are those movies any good? I keep meanin' to watch 'em...Well done; some excellent subs.
Jeff Reuben - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
abc--still excellent!
Meriadoc - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Very good job!
martha - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
ABC .. not a Tolkien expert .. but this reads v well

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