Song Parodies -> One Ring In My Pocket
| Original Song Title: | "Hand In My Pocket" |
| Original Performer: | Alanis Morrisette |
| Parody Song Title: | "One Ring In My Pocket" |
| Parody Written by: | Rice Cube & Watt Daddy |
Sung by Samwise Gamgee as he has assumed possession of the One Ring and the mission to destroy it after Frodo was stung by the spider...
I'm short but I'm scrappy
I'm one of a kind
I'm short but I'm stealthy, yeah
Hope Gollum won't find it
The Ring's power overwhelms
I'm lost but I'm hopeful maybe
That I'll find the fire pool
And toss the cursed thing into the fire fire fire
Got the One Ring in my pocket
I'm just trying my best to stay alive
Frodo's sunk by the spider
I'm going on towards the fray
I see the Orcs lurking, yeah
I need to finish this
I don't know what's going on
I long for some pipeweed, maybe
That will calm me down too
And then everything's gonna be quite alright
Got the One Ring in my pocket
Gonna go and extinguish Sauron's threat
'Tis what it comes down to
Though I haven't got it all figured out just yet
Got this One Ring in my pocket
But the pool of fire I still have to find
I'm scared but I'm focused
They call me Samwise
I'll find Master Frodo, maybe
I'm sad but I'm pushing
I'm brave and I'll finish this
I'll stick this through and then maybe
I will save Frodo too
But I haven't really got it figured out just yet
Got the One Ring in my pocket
But where to go, I really do not know
Well, it all comes down to my friends
Gotta toss that thing in fire fire fire
Got the One Ring in my pocket
Gonna go forward and save our Middle Earth...
I'm one of a kind
I'm short but I'm stealthy, yeah
Hope Gollum won't find it
The Ring's power overwhelms
I'm lost but I'm hopeful maybe
That I'll find the fire pool
And toss the cursed thing into the fire fire fire
Got the One Ring in my pocket
I'm just trying my best to stay alive
Frodo's sunk by the spider
I'm going on towards the fray
I see the Orcs lurking, yeah
I need to finish this
I don't know what's going on
I long for some pipeweed, maybe
That will calm me down too
And then everything's gonna be quite alright
Got the One Ring in my pocket
Gonna go and extinguish Sauron's threat
'Tis what it comes down to
Though I haven't got it all figured out just yet
Got this One Ring in my pocket
But the pool of fire I still have to find
I'm scared but I'm focused
They call me Samwise
I'll find Master Frodo, maybe
I'm sad but I'm pushing
I'm brave and I'll finish this
I'll stick this through and then maybe
I will save Frodo too
But I haven't really got it figured out just yet
Got the One Ring in my pocket
But where to go, I really do not know
Well, it all comes down to my friends
Gotta toss that thing in fire fire fire
Got the One Ring in my pocket
Gonna go forward and save our Middle Earth...
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Oh, what the hell!? Man, this one-guy is just out to spite me >=(
Don't worry about that jealous soul trying to bring the Rice man down, I thought it was dead on! Great story, goes perfect to the beat! Funny stuff.
Thanks! I had this random parody I downloaded on Napster who knows how long ago called "Stuck my Finger in a Light Socket," and I didn't know what it was a parody of. Well, it's a parody of this song. Yours is much better.
How did I miss this? Excellent!
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I should have just read this and not bothered with the movies.
(ABC) Very cool, parody dudes!
(ABC) Nice rhyming and a fun read.
(ABC) 5's good one!
Good one, Rice/Watt! Ha! Like Rick's comment! My feelings too!
While this is FABulous...(555)...Rick and Pippin and I are now in a fight. Because the movies kick ass and they know it...hmph. ; )
Are those movies any good? I keep meanin' to watch 'em...Well done; some excellent subs.
abc--still excellent!
(ABC) Very good job!
ABC .. not a Tolkien expert .. but this reads v well
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